Review Essay
I feel like there’s a fine line to walk when you’re writing an “awkward family gathering for the holidays” movie. It can be easy to load up the gathering with a bunch of profound emotional revelation that feels almost unbearably intense, or conversely to turn the family scenes into such broad, slapstick comedy that the people involved no longer feel human. (Or, if you’re Happiest Season, you flip back and forth between the two like a yo-yo: it’s not a bad movie, as I said last year, but it sure can be a tough hang.) In the case of Alfredo De Villa’s Nothing Like the Holidays, alas, we encounter yet another film that hasn’t quite worked out this balancing act. But there’s some fun to be had along the way, here and there.
The premise of Nothing Like the Holidays is part of what drew me to it—this is a film about a Puerto Rican family living on Chicago’s west side (Humboldt Park, to be precise) in the late Aughts. It’s sold as a movie about immigrant culture and American pride; about the violence of the city and of the world beyond it; about the ways we keep secrets from each other and what it takes to finally be honest. It seemed more than a little bit like the kind of movie I, as a former resident of Chicago (in the early ‘Teens) and a proud one, would really love to trumpet to you all here in 2025, at the end of a series of months in which the city has been under attack by its own national government’s forces. But this is, first and foremost, a blog where I talk to you about movies and how they work (or don’t), and I have to be honest. This one mostly doesn’t.

The movie’s power comes out of the gate hot, early on: we’re welcoming home an Iraq war vet, Jesse Rodriguez. His brother and sister, Mauricio and Roxanna, are excited to see him…but in all honesty they’re probably more preoccupied with their own baggage than with helping Jesse through what’s clearly a painful transition back into civilian society. They all have complicated relationships to their parents, the cheerful though muted Edy and his acidic, glowering wife Anna, but then they have complicated relationships with everybody: Mauricio with his very-not-Puerto Rican wife Sarah; Roxanna with long-time friend of the family Ozzy (who’s cute but maybe too much trouble); Jesse with his old flame (and Roxanna’s best friend) Marissa. And things spiral outwards—Sarah’s tough relationship to her in-laws, Ozzy’s desire for revenge on the man who murdered his brother, etc.—to the point where it would have been hard for a really brilliantly written screenplay to fully pay all these things off, and this is, alas, not a really brilliantly written screenplay. But again, before all of these tangled webs are woven, the film seems strong—it’s about Jesse and his relationship to this home he’s been away from in such a bleak place. It’s about the color and the sound and the life here in Humboldt Park that’s really winning me over from the opening shots, as I see some things I recognize about a city I came to love in my time there. If what you want most is that kind of cultural immersion, with music and architecture, food and domino games, all adding up to giving you the feeling of a place and a time, the movie is going to deliver the goods to some extent.
The challenge is that, authentic as the streets sometimes feel, these main characters often end up seeming less than authentic, like caricatures written by folks who don’t really know Humboldt Park. Sarah plays the white outsider so fully that sometimes it feels like she’s never met Mauricio’s family, even though the text of the film makes it clear she knows them all pretty well. The explosive relationship between Edy and Anna seems to have been written for the convenience of the screenplay but not anyone’s actual human life. Somehow the violence of the streets is both too intense—it’s hard to make sense of why Ozzy, based on everything else we know about him, seems so committed to the violent murder of the guy he spotted in the park—and also too muted, since if that IS how people like Ozzy live, it seems like it should have affected far more of the people in this story than give any evidence of their having been impacted. Most dialogue feels less like it’s revealing qualities of character, and more like it’s setting up the next set of dominos just in time to be knocked over so that the plot can move forward. It’s hard to pin down what a character cares about or wants, other than maybe Jesse and his father Edy (the two best performances, for me), since the things characters say and do are for the script’s convenience and not emerging from their own desires. And even those two have their struggles at conveying clear motivation: Edy, for instance, spends most of the movie claiming he’s going to chop down the tree in their yard to “improve the view”…but, this is Humboldt Park, Edy. You don’t have a view of ANYTHING other than other people’s houses. Chopping down a gorgeous old deciduous tree isn’t improving your view: it’s taking away your view of the tree. So, does the movie know that, and this is a crazy distraction Edy’s using to deflect attention from himself? Or did they actually think this was logical? It’s so hard to know.
I think part of what’s tough about ensemble holiday movies is that somehow you have to avoid being a caricature while successfully being a memorable character. In this film, when characters aren’t going over the top, often I feel like they’re underplaying moments too much: even if the person they’re playing would in real life struggle to emote to those around them, an actor has to do more to connect us to the moment as an audience, or we will lose contact with the movie entirely. The big reveals that eventually unfold in the movie run into these same problems: too often they’re either not supported by how the character has been behaving, or they’re so outlandish that it strains credibility to think of any normal person or family coming to grips with them. The movie clearly wants an ending in which I (and the rest of the audience) feel comfort that things worked out for these people. But I don’t know them well enough to know that…and I don’t like half of them enough to care if it does “work out” for them. And I’m not even really sure that it DID work out, you know? They end up in new places by the end of the movie, but it’s hard to know how much better it is for any of them.
What else did I like, looking back? The depiction of the parranda as a vibrant cultural tradition in Humboldt Park is pretty cool even if it arrives out of nowhere. Sarah, once she loosens up (and drinks a little), draws some good things out of the family around her and helps create some of the more meaningful conversations in the film. The stretches where everyone’s not standing in a room being mean and aggressive to each other are all at least indicative of the kind of film this might have been in someone else’s hands. And when is Alfred Molina not fun? I mean, to be clear, Molina is not Puerto Rican, which is one very fair criticism to make about the casting. But he’s so enjoyable to watch on screen. Ultimately I think what I appreciate most about the story is the character of Jesse and the growth he achieves, particularly in relationship to his father. For all that the movie’s an ensemble, the one arc that makes any sense as a narrative is his. But I also never really felt like the film could take the time to do his life experiences justice, which therefore limits how much character development is really possible. File this one among the other holiday movies I really wanted to like but couldn’t quite get there.
I Know That Face: Alfred Molina, the Rodriguez family patriarch, elsewhere performs as the voice of Francis Church in the movie Yes, Virginia, and, maybe appropriately (in the light of Yes, Virginia’s message), is later the voice of Santa Claus in an episode of Santiago of the Seas. John Leguizamo, the incredibly stiff and frankly off-putting elder brother Mauricio, voices Sid, of course, in Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas. Jay Hernandez, here playing family friend/love interest Ozzy, plays Jessie in A Bad Moms Christmas, which has an incredibly stacked cast. And Claudia Michelle Wallace, who in this film chews the scenery in a small role as an employee at Edy’s bodega, plays a Child Services Agent in Fred Claus, and follows that up with the role of Mrs. Colvin in Once Upon a Christmas Wish.
That Takes Me Back: This will be nostalgic for nobody else, but when a character gives the driving direction, “Turn on Sacramento,” I’m back in our Albany Park apartment, where on my walk to the nearest L stop (or, later, when taking my infant out for a stroller walk around Ravenswood Manor) I would turn south on Sacramento to cross Lawrence. We didn’t live that near to Humboldt Park, but Chicago’s flat, extensive grid of streets mean these names cross through all sorts of communities, and it was fun to imagine how closely I was once connected to Edy Rodriguez’s bodega. Nostalgia, too, was there for me, and maybe you too, to see the era of the flip-phone at its height: wild to me now, in an age where phones get larger and larger as they become the one true screen for all entertainment and productivity, that we once prized making these devices as compact and tiny as possible. And I won’t call it nostalgic, but it was sobering to get this plain a reminder of the Iraq war, and the devastating effects that lingered after that conflict: it’s hard not to think of the conflicts around the world today (some of which we perpetuate needlessly, as a country) and the toll they’ll leave in their wake.
I Understood That Reference: Santa appears, as he does in many a holiday film: there’s a Santa suit worn by Spencer and a brief dialogue exchange about “Black Santa”. Later in the film, Christmas’s religious underpinnings surface when, having brought a priest to the family’s dinner table in an attempt to settle some of the internal conflicts, a character asks the priest, “How about a little sermon about Jesus being born so we can be forgiven for our sins?”
Holiday Vibes (9/10): I cannot deny that this film really makes the holidays present – these are characters going through a very painful, hostile version of the more widely-experienced challenge of occupying space at the holidays with family members you rarely see or haven’t seen in years. The decorations, the food, the energy of the city, the passive aggression from a mom who wants grandkids, the heightened strain on an interracial marriage…it all tracks as the holidays to me, even if it’s a lot more intense and uneasy than holiday memories of mine. If you want a Christmas movie, it is showing up.
Actual Quality (6/10): I really wrestle with how high to rank this film: I wanted to love a Chicago Christmas movie so badly this year, especially one with such a diverse cast, set in a neighborhood that has been under siege by taxpayer-financed agents of violence for months now. (You may disagree with that characterization: respectfully, if you do, you may not always love the blog this year. I live in a borderline authoritarian state and if I feel like acknowledging and challenging it, I’m gonna.) Anyway, as I said earlier in this review, in the end, what this blog is mostly about is the experience of these movies for me, and I can’t pretend I had a good time with this one: it was really uneven. There are some hilarious lines of dialogue and some pretty heavy but resonant scenes where characters are unpacking some tough baggage. The movie surrounding all that, though, too often felt silly when it needed to be serious, and flat when it needed to be funny, and the total effect was to make me feel restless. I can imagine someone getting more out of the movie than I did, but not enough that I can call it even “good”.
Party Mood-Setter? Part of what sucks here is I wish you could just put it on for the vibes of Humboldt Park at Christmas, with the parranda and all the rest, but the tone of the family arguments is so bitter and so often unresolved that I just don’t think it would be all that fun to have on in the background of holiday merriment.
Plucked Heart Strings? It’s definitely a film that wants to get you to that emotional space where you feel for Jesse (who has gone through some serious PTSD-triggering horror in Iraq) and maybe also for the parents in their separate distresses, but for me the characters are too badly served by the screenplay for me to really feel the emotion with them. I was never close to misty-eyed, though some folks (especially people with their own Iraq memories, or people close to people who have that background) might.
Recommended Frequency: I can’t imagine watching it again. There’s a great film to be made out of material like this, but I think it needs a screenwriting team that actually knows the place—this is what sets a film like Boxing Day, which is written by someone from the community being shown, apart from this more generically Hollywoodized version of a family in an ethnic/cultural enclave.
If you’re curious to see if you’ll enjoy it more than I did, it looks like this December you can stream Nothing Like the Holidays on Tubi, Fandango at Home, or the Roku Channel for free—all of them are ad-supported, of course. It’s available for rent at all the usual places (pretty cheap at some of them, too: YouTube and Google Play are offering it for about $2 as of this writing), the DVD is inexpensive also, and almost 900 libraries worldwide hold a copy.








