Scrooge (1951)

Review Essay:

Cheers to you, friends, and thanks for sticking around through most of a blog season, at this point.  The end (and Christmas!) is in sight.  It’s the last of this year’s Christmas Carol Sundays at FFTH and I knew from months ago where I wanted to finish up this sequence.  My first year as a holiday movie blogger, I wanted to finish the quartet of Christmas Carol adaptations with my personal favorite of the many I’ve seen (the Muppets), and this year, I wanted to pay homage to the one I grew up on, my mother’s favorite, the 1951 film, Scrooge, starring Alastair Sim.  I hadn’t seen it in many years, but I remembered that in my childhood, whenever it was on television, it was important to my mom to watch it, and my memory was that I’d really liked it.  I added it to the schedule and hoped it would meet my high expectations, and the great news is, I feel like it fully did so.

Every really good adaptation of Dickens’s novella has some kind of thematic hook—a way of reading his story that, both in what they include or exclude from the original tale as well as in what they choose to add to the narrative, shows what the filmmakers believe is central to its message.  The hook for this film is fear, and I think one of the things that surprised me most (in a great way) is how much the exploration of that fear turns out to be a key that unlocks a lot of really interesting elements in characters and scenes I know so well that sometimes it feels a bit silly to keep coming back to new adaptations thinking I’ll find something here.

The poster for the 2020 re-release of Scrooge depicts, in black and white, Alastair Sim's haunted face, wrapped up with a thick scarf and set under a large top hat.  Snow is falling around him, and over his shoulder we can glimpse some horses in harness, and the indication of some trees and houses.  The tagline, "Christmas? Bah! Humbug," appears above his head.

For this incredibly faithful rendering of Dickens’s text, the first emergence of fear as a central preoccupation is in Alastair Sim’s magnetic performance as Scrooge.  Where other Scrooges on film tend to push other kinds of emotions forward—anger, for instance, or cruelty, or arrogance—Sim’s old moneylender looks haunted from the moment he appears on screen.  Some of this is just the hand Sim was dealt by time and fate: his huge, hooded eyes (reminiscent in some ways of Peter Lorre’s) are, by the early 1950s, better at expressing that kind of paralyzed anxiety than they would be most other kinds of emotion.  But let’s not sell Sim short: he’s doing a lot of work, too, as a performer to evoke the sense of his fear.  We see him darting away from interactions (startled by the man on the steps of the Exchange, for instance, or quietly but firmly insistent that the child carolers move on from the sidewalk outside his office), and indeed, the one flash of his anger early in the story only emerges in response to the touch of his nephew Fred’s cheerful, welcoming hand on his shoulder.  Scrooge lashes out in response, pounding the desk and shouting, as though it’s that kind of intimate human contact that frightens and upsets him more than anything else in the world.  Other than that, though, the Scrooge we get in these sequences is softer of voice, more restrained than many Scrooges—still a covetous old sinner, to be clear, but it’s apparent that he’s been made the way he is, somehow, by his experience of fear.  He seems baffled by Fred’s happy, impoverished marriage more than he is wrathful about it, as though it’s not possible for him to make sense of a life lived outside of the fear of not having his wealth to protect him, and in one sad moment at dinner on Christmas Eve, we see him retract his request for extra bread with his meal once he realizes it will cost a haypenny.  It’s a reminder that Scrooge’s severity isn’t just for people under his thumb—he’s just as severe with himself.  The miserly impulses of his heart are less a cage he’s trying to trap the poor inside, and more a prison he feels chained within, as well.

Scrooge’s fears are amplified by a number of decisions made by the screenplay that I think add a lot of texture to the story: Ebenezer, in this film, had been the means of his mother’s death as she died in childbirth, and he’d lived a remote and deprived life after his father rejected him.  When his older sister (in this version), Fan, comes to get him from school, he tells her how overjoyed he is to be with her again, and she promises him that he will never be lonely again, “as long as I shall live.”  But of course Fan does not live; she dies bearing Fred as Scrooge’s mother died bearing him.  He opened up his heart once before and lost the one safe harbor in his whole world—no wonder he shrinks from humanity, and from Fred’s kind hand in particular.  Furthermore, we learn over the course of the Christmas Past sequence that Scrooge’s whole life is a kind of haunting: his pinched, chilly office was once the warm, friendly office belonging to Mr. Fezziwig, an office that young Scrooge and his partner Marley basically forced Fezziwig out of, years ago.  Scrooge’s life, too, is lived in a shadow—he inherited Marley’s house and furniture upon Jacob’s death, which means that of COURSE Marley’s haunting him here, this is literally the man’s home, and the bed from which Scrooge rises to see the first two spirits is the bed that Marley died in.  To me, this enriches the film so much: I understand better both why Scrooge doubts the apparitions he at first encounters, and why he comes to believe in them so fully.

The writing, then, is a real strength: I’ll say that, for me, the acting is a slightly more mixed bag.  Sim himself as Scrooge is really wonderful, expressive in almost every scene at a level that engages me.  Some of the supporting cast rise to his level, but others feel a little stiff or amateurish, which probably reflects just the relatively limited budget and simple approach of this small British production in the 1950s.  Maybe the worst of the offenders, for me, is the Ghost of Christmas Past, about whom my complaint really is that he’s forgettable: there’s just not that much personality here on a level that would make his work with Scrooge more memorable.  This fault is amplified slightly by the fact that the movie extends the Christmas Past sequence by quite a bit, adding in scenes to help convey how Scrooge changed over time.  But these are minor complaints: truthfully, the movie committing to a deep exploration of Scrooge’s past is really effective, because it helps me understand how a young clerk who loved the joy of his kindly boss did grow into the walking black hole of this aged Scrooge, towards whom money is drawn and out of whom no good human emotion seems likely to emerge.  And the other side benefit of this long exploration is that it gives the old Scrooge time to make sense of things—he starts to anticipate what each next scene will reveal, and he pleads not to have to face them.  This is true in a lot of adaptations, but I think Sim more than any other Scrooge I’ve seen manages to persuade me that by the time the Past section is done, he’s basically been convinced of what he’s done wrong in life.  The key to Sim’s version of the man, then, is that even knowing he’s done wrong, he’s still not ready to change, and that brings us back around to fear: Scrooge pleads with both Christmas Present and Christmas Yet to Come that he is simply too old, too far gone.  He begs them to leave him in peace as a lost cause and go find “some younger, more promising creature” to transform.  This is a Scrooge whose depression has so chained down his heart that even when he knows he is a bad man, he cannot believe himself capable of good.  And so the Present and Yet to Come sequences become less about punishing Scrooge and more about forcing him to understand that he has ample opportunity to have an impact, right now and before he’s in the cold ground.  It’s marvelously effective.

As a result we get a different vision of the Present than most adaptations supply: we see far more about the whole Cratchit family (and not just Tiny Tim), who really are poised to be helped by a man who can create wealth and opportunity for a bunch of young people on the verge of adulthood.  Our glimpse of Fred’s party skips the guessing game entirely (no need to skewer Scrooge further) in exchange for a longer conversation between the partygoers in which Fred can defend his belief that Ebenezer has the capacity to change, and show up as a guest someday.  Again, that party’s full of exactly the kind of young people Scrooge was once, people who, as I think he must understand, are about to make the same choices he once made, and maybe could live differently than he has.  And most poignantly (here departing again from Dickens), Scrooge’s once-betrothed, here named Alice instead of Belle, is a woman working at one of those poorhouses Ebenezer’s such a big fan of—an angel of mercy to those in desperate need.  I said critically of Scrooged that I thought giving him a love interest to reconnect with was too cheap, because it reduces Scrooge’s reforming to being transactional, something he’s doing to “get the girl”.  So what I love here is that Alice is never mentioned again—we understand, as Ebenezer surely does, that she’s out there.  That a more compassionate, more loving man might even find a bridge of connection to her, in the future.  But there’s no guarantee of this, and I think it’s quite possible he never even sought her out: that he understood that the Spirits’ message was not “hey….guess who’s still single?” but rather “you jerk, the only good thing about the poorhouse is the kindness of people too good to stand in a room with you: it’s time to grow up.”

And then Scrooge’s Christmas Day here is such a moving and happy celebration: Sim, who has played the man’s fear so successfully, can unleash the relief of this unlikely chance to live a better life with incredible joy.  I like the elevation of his servant, the “charlady” as she calls herself, in prominence as a character here, so that he can have an extended dialogue about how he’s feeling and what he’s thinking about, and apply his generosity directly to the woman he’s frightening.  And because this is a story of how a fearful man found the courage to trust other people instead of hiding from them, Scrooge’s arrival at Fred’s house has never hit me with more emotion.  Everything about it, from how gingerly he steps across the threshold to the gentle encouragement he gets from the maid at the door to Fred’s wife getting up to extend her arms to him in welcome, and lead him in a merry little dance, is so fully expressive of the gladness of complete redemption.  Scrooge can change because loving community is possible, and because (to follow the logic of Dickens’s original tale) in Christmas we are given a holiday that asks us to create that kind of welcome for others.  Even if in some ways it feels a little too easy for the old moneylender, in other ways that’s just the dream the story asks us to believe in.  As Scrooge himself comments in nearly the film’s final scene, “I don’t deserve to be happy.  But I can’t help it!”  What better description of grace could there be?

I Know That Face: Kathleen Harrison, who here appears as Scrooge’s charlady servant, is in IMDB’s credits for the 1974 TV movie Charles Dickens’ World of Christmas, but I have no idea what role she played.  Michael Hordern, who portrays Jacob Marley (both living and dead), is the voice of the narrator for the British TV series Paddington Bear, which includes the 1976 episode, “Paddington and the Christmas Shopping”.  Hordern also voices Badger in the 1980s stop-motion animated series The Wind in the Willows which aired several lovely Christmas-themed episodes, and the man wasn’t done with Dickens by a long shot, it seems, since he voices Jacob Marley again in the award-winning animated 1971 film A Christmas Carol (which I will definitely get to on the blog someday), and he appears in live action as Ebenezer Scrooge in a 1977 TV movie A Christmas Carol, one of dozens of such productions that I’ve simply never heard of.  Hordern’s joined in 1971 by Alastair Sim, in fact, who voices Scrooge in that film, reprising his role in this one.  And I learned to my surprise, in digging into this cast, that there’s a crossover I hadn’t spotted with another earlier film this year: Roddy Hughes, who here plays good-natured old Fezziwig, has I think a single line as a chemist dispensing medicine in The Crowded Day.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present: This is a fairly comprehensive version of the original tale, including a lot of things I love to see.  A couple in particular caught my ear and eye: not many productions leave in the comment by Marley that he’s procured this chance for Scrooge, with Ebenezer replying, “Thank ‘ee, Jacob.”  It’s a sweet note of grace early on.  This is one of the very few adaptations that manage to leave in Scrooge being taken by Christmas Present to a coal mine where the workers are singing carols together (alas, we don’t also get their visit to a lighthouse, as in the original).  And Christmas Present here gives us a brief glimpse of those starving, near-feral children, Ignorance and Want—less unsettling than the Disney version I watched earlier this year, and I think therefore more affecting?

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent: As I mentioned, we don’t get the guessing game at Fred’s where the company’s meaner to Scrooge than they are earlier in the evening: it’s an unusual cut, but like I noted, I think I get why emotionally the filmmakers wanted something else.  We also don’t get the young couple rejoicing because Scrooge’s death may give them a chance of keeping their home, exchanging that time instead for a very long dialogue scene with “Old Joe” the ragpicker, who’s buying up whatever the dead have left behind.


Christmas Carol Vibes (10/10): The evocation of the original tale, and this time and place, is so effective.  There are adjustments, as any adaptation would have to make, but here they’re so in line with the tone of the novella that I had to double check a couple of these innovations to make sure they weren’t in there and I’d forgotten them.  If you want the feeling of reading the book, this will suit you to a T.

Actual Quality (9.5/10): Thanks to a well-paced screenplay and a really effective performer in the role of Scrooge, this is a nearly perfect film to immerse ourselves in.  Sure, I complained about a couple of semi-flat performances, but really, you hardly notice: the rest of the film keeps chugging along with great skill.  I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to revisit it, since it deserves more attention than I’ve given it.

Scrooge? Sim is tremendously successful at imbuing him with humanity: making Scrooge a fearful person instead of a furious one unlocks a way of understanding him as a victim as well as a villain.  He’s younger than he looks, too—a mere 51 when this was released—and as a result he has the physical energy to be able to really leap about giddily on Christmas morning, enough that we can believe his housekeeper was rattled.  Definitely a top tier performance, and one that is the secret to the movie’s success.

Supporting Cast? This is a slightly more mixed bag—Mervyn Johns is genial but less memorable as Bob Cratchit, and I’d say both the Spirits with speaking lines are just a little underwhelming.  Glyn Dearman does a good job with a Tiny Tim who’s right on the edge of being too perfect for even this heightened fable, though, and Rona Anderson probably gives the best performance I’ve ever seen of Scrooge’s betrothed (with apologies to Meredith Braun, who does such a lovely job as Belle in the Muppet version, but Rona’s been handed more dialogue and more screen time, and that makes a difference).  Also, as I note, we get a lot more “Christmas Past” time here, which means that we see a lot of Marley and Fezziwig we wouldn’t normally (as well as the actor playing a young Ebenezer), and all of that goes really well.  I’d say that this isn’t really the movie’s strength but there’s plenty to enjoy in it.

Recommended Frequency? I haven’t been watching this version every year, given how well I knew it from my childhood, but this viewing made me feel like it really ought to make it into my annual rotation.  Sim is so good at the role, and the emotion of the story hit home for me as a result.

You can watch this film pretty easily, if you like: Tubi has a copy, as does Plex, if you don’t mind the ads.  If you’d rather pay for an ad-free experience, you can rent it from Amazon Prime.  I own a digital copy from Amazon (which I assume is the same version they stream) and I’ll mention that the audio levels are slightly off in some sections: if you notice that kind of thing more than others, I figure it’s best to be forewarned.  The film is available under its alternate title of A Christmas Carol (I wonder where they got that?) on disc at Barnes and Noble, and though it’s not as universally accessible as some films, it’s in several hundred libraries, according to Worldcat, and therefore I hope you can borrow a copy for free that way, if you so desire.

Scrooged (1988)

Review Essay:

On Sundays at FFTH, I take on adaptations of Charles Dickens’s classic novella, A Christmas Carol.  This year, as with last, I tried to bring in one adaptation of the novella that’s more daring (and diverts more from the original text) in an attempt to see what kinds of interesting art can be made from the underlying structure of the tale.  And much as with last year’s total failure (I found Ghosts of Girlfriends Past almost unendurably awful, as you can see from the review I’m linking to there), Scrooged just really, really doesn’t work for me.  It’s at least a little better in my eyes than the openly misogynistic romantic “comedy” I watched last year, but after multiple tries, I just can’t find much sympathy in me for this approach to the story.  Let’s see if I can unpack where I think it goes wrong.

The premise feels high-concept but workable: instead of withered London moneylender Ebenezer Scrooge, this is the story of a narcissistic creep named Frank Cross, a quintessentially American mid-level manager who aspires to TV executive stardom.  His big swing for the limelight is a star-studded live broadcast of A Christmas Carol, which he wants to make the television event of the century when it airs on Christmas Eve.  Instead, though, he is confronted by the dead form of his former employer, and as he tries to stumble his way through Christmas Eve at the TV studio, he keeps drifting in and out of a warped version of Scrooge’s experience, in which Spirits have been sent to visit and confront him.  The whole thing is bleak right up until it’s very, very sincere, a tonal shift that is just one factor in the film’s primary problem: it hasn’t figured out what kind of movie it intends to be, and that’s pretty important given the attempts it is making to simultaneously produce a fairly straightforward mimicry of the Dickens original while also kind of sending it up by escalating some elements to the level of parody.

The DVD cover for Scrooged features the manic face of Bill Murray, looking directly into your soul with eyes and mouth agape and an intensity that suggests he's just told what he believes to be the funniest joke in existence and he is willing you to laugh at it. Next to the yawning rictus of his unsettling mouth, Murray holds a cigar gingerly between two fingers, waiting for it to be lit by a match held in the skeletal hand of an unseen creature (who appears to be wearing a Santa Claus coat, judging by the cuff of the sleeve).  In the background is an inexplicable full moon, looming above the New York City skyline.

At the beginning of the movie, though, I almost thought they had it worked out.  Cross and his lackeys are screening promos for various movies, and it’s clear: this is the Bah Humbug of 1980s America, in which Christmas is not dismissed, but rather it’s treated so cynically that all sincere sentiment in connection with the holiday has been eradicated.  What’s hard to take from the beginning, though, and never really gets calibrated successfully in my opinion, is the character of Frank Cross as played by Bill Murray: Murray, of course, is responsible for some truly remarkable and successful film performances, but he’s also an actor with a weirdly limited range, especially in the earlier stages of his career.  There’s no question that Cross as a character needs to be unpleasant—he’s Scrooge!—and in that sense, casting Murray to play this pompous, sardonic, condescending, panicky television executive can work, since he’s got the capacity to do that well.  Murray’s impulses as a comedian, though, undermine his performance here as an actor, since he trades in his opportunities to exhibit some kind of character growth for the chances to land quippy one-liners or the perfect smirk.  But it’s not just Bill’s fault: I think the screenplay is also so in love with the idea of all the jokes it can generate out of him in the lead role that it doesn’t give him much of a man to play even if he’d tried harder to do so.  I’ve enjoyed Murray in lots of films, even movies that count on a certain level of cringeworthiness to succeed (What About Bob?, anyone?), but I’ve watched Scrooged multiple times and I’ve never been able to invest myself at all in his performance.  There’s something desperate about it, like an actor who understands the film isn’t quite working while he’s making it, but he can’t figure out how to fix it from the inside.

I think that the film’s sense of humor overall is really where I consistently struggled to figure out what the filmmakers were trying to do.  A Christmas Carol definitely can be funny: Scrooge loves a good wisecrack, and many of the surrounding cast of characters are people in a light-hearted mood.  But the tone of Scrooged is so sour.  The character of Loudermilk is one example: he’s one of Cross’s underlings, who gets dressed down and then fired in the film’s opening minutes.  Thereafter, he keeps reappearing in the film, but almost always just so that there can be some gag in which he is mistreated again, often by Cross (directly or indirectly).  To me, there’s just no sympathy in the film for him: every single joke is punching down at a guy who exists only to be humiliated.  We’re supposed to laugh at how pathetic Loudermilk is, or at least the scenes are shot and edited like comedy sketches, rather than as haunting examples of the way Cross mistreats those under him.  Imagine if A Christmas Carol was designed so that, when Scrooge maliciously refuses coal to Bob Cratchit, we get a reaction shot of Bob turning blue that’s intended to make us laugh at how miserable he is.  Do they know what this story is about?  And Loudermilk’s not even the worst example of this: one of Cross’s many enemies is a woman from the network censorship office who is worried about the “family-friendly” nature of his crass, exploitative, live TV cavalcade, and she seems to exist in the story purely to be abused (often physically) for laughs like she’s one of the Three Stooges.  Except the Stooges are main characters and the audience is expected to root for them, whereas I can only describe the treatment of the network censor as accidentally misogynistic at best (and honestly, it doesn’t feel accidental to me).  The problem extends to the Spirits themselves, whose sense of humor is as mean-spirited as the rest of the movie’s: Christmas Past and Christmas Present are supposed to be here for Scrooge’s welfare, trying to wake in him a less callous and more humane understanding of himself.  I honestly don’t know what the heck the movie thinks it’s up to, but here, the Spirits are tormentors on a level that has nothing really to do with Dickens.  Christmas Past steals from Loudermilk for his own amusement—can we imagine a world in which one of the Spirits steals something from the Cratchits, as a joke at their expense?  Christmas Present seems to have been written as a woman who is simultaneously a sexually adventurous flirt with Cross, a hyperactive toddler he needs to manage, and a comically violent menace whose primary goal is to hurt Frank repeatedly…I have no clue why any of it is happening, other than that someone thought it would be funny.  If it makes you laugh, friend, I’m glad for you but also I don’t think I understand why.

Honestly, the humor is so bleak that I tried to construct an understanding of this movie as essentially a parody of A Christmas Carol.  I wouldn’t have much sympathy with the ethics of a film that thinks the Dickens classic is goody two-shoes nonsense, but I think I would at least find the motion picture interesting as a curiosity: can you persuade us that it’s dramatically satisfying to have an unrepentant Scrooge, surrounded by Spirits who are supposed to reform him but are having more fun being as gleefully mean as he is?  But that’s definitely not what this film is doing.  One reason is that they’ve cast the luminous Karen Allen, a woman who deserves SO much more than this screenplay is giving her, as Claire (the equivalent to Scrooge’s Belle), a dedicated social worker and professional bleeding heart.  It’s clear that the movie wants us to understand that she’s a good person and Frank needs to reform himself to get her back—a prospect as baffling and implausible as the primary relationship dynamic in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, sure, but it’s the obvious point of the movie nevertheless.  At this point, I think I’ve decided that any Christmas Carol adaptation that wants to give Scrooge romantic happiness at the end is likely doomed to failure: it just requires too forgiving a woman (or else too appealing a Scrooge), and it turns his reform into something he’s doing in order to win a prize rather than a genuine change of heart.  And as I alluded to earlier, this movie is going to end with a sincere (well, sincere except for a final few jokes they couldn’t stop themselves from adding in) expression of holiday sentiment and goodwill from Frank Cross to the world via television broadcast.  A rich and self-satisfied man with no previous holiday spirit to speak of will suddenly lecture millions of viewers at home about their own callousness in watching the TV program he himself created and shoved down their throats….okay, that part actually does seem true to life, let’s give it to the movie.  Anyway, my point is, Scrooged, in trying to be both a black comedy and a soaring ode to virtue, is a film at war with itself, and as a viewer, I wanted to surrender.

What goes well?  Like I said, I think the jokes in the opening scenes are mostly aimed right: the film’s mocking sensationalism and the exploitation of Christmas for media stardom and millions in profits, and I get why the initial pitch for this movie persuaded producers and talent that it could be a great update of A Christmas Carol.  Grace, Cross’s long-suffering servant and our closest Cratchit analogue, has a story with some heart, and my few glimpses of her with her family made me wish I was watching her story instead of Frank’s.  Although I think the Christmas Past spirit is very badly written as a character, at least some of that segment of the movie works, especially Cross’s memories of his relationship with Claire, which feel authentic enough that there’s some real emotion in the break-up, and you can see where a better kind of Frank once existed.  I do think that some of the scare tactics of the ghosts/spirits work effectively (even though—or maybe because—they are pretty disgusting, like the Marley equivalent’s disintegrating body).  And, though here I’m at odds with the motion picture itself, I kind of like the character of Bryce Cummings, an “L.A. slimeball” (to quote Frank) who’s here to threaten Cross’s hold on his job—the screenplay sees him as a villain because he’s Frank’s antagonist and needs to be humiliated in the final act in order to give Frank a happy ending.  But what I liked about Cummings is how mean he is to Frank—in a way, he’s revealing that Cross was never as good at being a big shot as he wanted to be, and given how horrifyingly Frank’s treated everyone else in his life, I loved seeing our Scrooge character squirm for once as someone being thwarted by his competition.  I’m not sure how the movie itself doesn’t get that Cummings isn’t the villain—Scrooge is his own villain.  Whatever process this screenplay went through, I feel sure that too many hands touched it, and the result is an incoherent mess.

In the end, I think part of what I respond to negatively in Scrooged is just that I live in a world run by Frank Crosses, where media moguls (and the ghouls they have made famous) dominate far too much of society, amusing themselves excessively at the expense of people they think of as extras.  If I’m going to see a story about a Frank Cross, I need it to contend with his monstrous capacity for harm in a way that I can make sense of.  The narrative presented by Scrooged, on the other hand, is a chaotic muddle—a film that thinks Frank is funny enough that we can’t help chuckling at his mistreatment of others, but also redeemable enough that he won’t even need to apologize for most of that in order to get us to forgive him.  It wants to satirize an industry that fills our screens with sex and violence and special effects…but one of the consequences of that is a film selling itself to us with a lot of those very elements.  And even the movie at its most noble remains confused: what is the lesson Frank Cross needed to learn?  (His “Marley”—a former network boss named Hayward—is confusing to me.  He arrives neither chained nor haunted by any specific misdeeds, telling Cross to avoid the fate he has suffered as a “worm feast”…but that’s nonsense, since nothing Cross does is going to let him avoid mortality, and the message of A Christmas Carol isn’t “avoid death at all costs” in any case.)  And when/how does Frank Cross learn whatever it is he learns in the noise and mayhem of the events he experiences?  I’m still not sure.  That’s probably one of the most damning reviews I can give of an adaptation of A Christmas Carol: I don’t understand how this Scrooge has been transformed. 

I Know That Face:  Bobcat Goldthwait, who appears here in the astonishingly ill-conceived role of Eliot Loudermilk, plays the role of the Narrator in 2005’s A Halfway House Christmas, which from what I’m seeing online looks like an equally ill-conceived television program.  Alfre Woodard, an iconic performer who’s mostly wasted here in the part of Grace Cooley (the Bob Cratchit analogue), appears later in her career as Wanda Dean, a drug-addicted mother rescued at Christmastime by a drag queen, in 2000’s Holiday Heart.  It will be not at all surprising that Bill Murray (who in Scrooged is of course Frank Cross, the Scrooge-equivalent) appears as himself in the TV special, A Very Murray Christmas, but it might surprise you that the bartender in that program is a role played by David Johansen, who had appeared alongside Murray here as the Ghost of Christmas Past.  And John Houseman, who appears here in his final credited role as a thinly fictionalized version of himself, narrating the live Scrooge television broadcast that Frank Cross is trying to produce, had appeared as Ephraim Adams, the imperious old choirmaster, in 1980’s A Christmas Without Snow.  Houseman also plays a small role—Mr. Wabash, a CIA officer—in 1973’s Three Days of the Condor, a relatively taut thriller that happens to be set around the Christmas holidays (a la Die Hard) and will probably at some point make it onto this blog.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present:  In fairness, we do get a very creepy undead Marley, and I think Yet to Come’s a good modern American version of the Spirit just in terms of character design.  The rest of the spirit work, as aforementioned, isn’t clicking for me, but I liked these elements and felt they captured something of the Dickens original.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent:  It’s surprising to me that nobody comes calling on Cross for donations, like the men who call on Scrooge in the original tale, and it is flat out weird that Marley isn’t burdened by chains or any other symbolism to communicate that he’s specifically suffering for his crimes against humanity.  Sure, Hayward mumbles something about how mankind should be his welfare, but it feels so tacked on to a scene that otherwise communicates nothing about the Hayward-Cross dynamic (as opposed to the depth of that Marley-Scrooge encounter) that I think the movie essentially whiffs on the dialogue itself.  Everything from the appearance in the film of Christmas Yet to Come through to the end credits is very different from the original story, and in a way that saps the story’s power, I think.


Christmas Carol Vibes (6/10): Starting with the title, there’s no way you’ll be confused about this being an adaptation of A Christmas Carol, and given that Frank Cross is trying to produce a much more faithful (in some respects) live version of the story at his TV studio, we do get images of traditional costumes, etc.  Spirits are taking him to the past, present and future, and he becomes sympathetic to the unwell child of his employee.  You know, the pieces are here.  But also, this really doesn’t capture the right tone of the story at far too many points.  If you’re in the mood for A Christmas Carol, I’m not sure this one will resolve a big chunk of that need.

Actual Quality (5/10): There’s a lot of money and talent on the screen here, and at the right moments (a fair proportion of the interactions between Frank and Claire, anytime Grace is center stage, etc.) I could see there was a movie I kind of wanted to watch.  And then everything else happens, and makes me feel foolish for coming back to this film more than once, trying to understand a motion picture that clearly doesn’t understand itself.  It’s an interesting effort in some ways, but it’s also a failed effort, without question.

Scrooge?  Murray’s register as an actor is great in the right roles, but when the writing lets him down, at least in the 1980s I just think he didn’t have the tools it would have taken to escape the problem of being obviously and exhaustingly self-satisfied on screen.  It undermines both sides of the Scrooge experience, in my opinion, even though I’ll admit he persuades me that he is a person other people hate and might love to see dead.  And especially when it’s time to be the reformed Frank Cross, he’s still leaning so hard into this smug, condescending persona that it undermines most of his lines of dialogue in a way that maybe another actor could have sold me on.

Supporting Cast?  I wish there was more for Claire to do, since Karen Allen’s got a lot more range than what’s asked of her, to be a largely trodden-upon do-gooder who in the final scene seems almost like a woman relieved that her abusive boyfriend has forgiven her (rather than a woman who rightly ought to be receiving his apology and weighing whether to forgive HIM).  The Spirits are badly written and directed—I don’t blame David Johansen or Carol Kane, even though I think it’s also true that really they’d be poorly cast as better written versions of the Spirits in most adaptations since their comedic energy is hostile and aggressive in ways that would be hard to calibrate when it comes to this story.  

Recommended Frequency?  I have tried so many times to like this film, given how many talented actors are in it, and given my feeling that there’s got to be a way to tell a good modern American version of the story.  It’s better than last year’s entry (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), but that bar was ludicrously low, and frankly, I think I’m done trying to understand or appreciate this movie.  Despite its own self-satisfaction at its big swoopy emotional ending, I think the choices of the film-makers end up creating a work that’s almost as sour and bitter as Ebenezer Scrooge.  If they understood how to make a movie that celebrated human connection, compassion, and care, they applied very little of that understanding to huge sections of Scrooged.  An unfortunate miss, and one I won’t be coming back to again.

You might feel very differently, of course, which I respect, so how might you watch Scrooged?  Well, if you subscribe to some of the slightly less well-known streamers—Paramount+, AMC+, MGM+, for instance—you can stream it for free, and you can rent it streaming from all the usual places.  It’s quite inexpensive at Barnes and Noble on disc, and some 1,500 libraries have it for checkout, according to Worldcat, if you’d like to try it without paying (a wise option, in my opinion).  For those of you still waiting for a good, straightforward adaptation of A Christmas Carol, hey—watch this space.  Next Sunday, I should have something for you.

Disney’s A Christmas Carol (2009)

Review Essay:

Of all the adaptations of Dickens’s iconic novella, I think it’s possible that the Robert Zemeckis-directed, motion-capture animated, Jim-Carrey-as-Scrooge-and-also-half-the-cast movie I’m writing about today has the widest possible gap between how I ought to feel and how I end up feeling.  This movie has so much going for it: Zemeckis clearly wants to vividly realize 1840s London while not shying away from the creepier and more unsettling elements in the frightening ghost story that A Christmas Carol can and arguably even “should” be, in the right hands.  Zemeckis committed early on to a really faithful adaptation, and it’s certainly true that the film’s dialogue is often lifted right out of Dickens, and that it depicts some moments and scenes so obscure that even my beloved Muppets didn’t attempt them.  I’ve loved more than a few Robert Zemeckis movies, over the years, and while Carrey can be an acquired taste, I’ve loved him in enough films that a Jim Carrey star vehicle is, if anything, a plus in my book.  It all sounds fantastic to me.  And yet.  This film is a disaster of epic proportions, as far as I’m concerned.  It’s unpleasant to look at, unevenly paced to the point of putting the audience through theatrical whiplash, and ultimately it feels dramatically and emotionally inert in the moments where it most needs to inspire feeling.  I can’t believe a movie with this much going for it is this unendurably awful.

So much of this film’s problem is in the animation, which was lambasted even at the time for feeling well below the standard needed for a movie made on a $200 million budget.  My notes from the movie’s opening sequences include phrases like “this feels like a DVD main menu” and “for a video game cutscene, the animation is okay.”  These are not the kind of plaudits $200 million dollars ought to buy you.  One of the big challenges with the technology Zemeckis was using is that he could get close enough to a depiction of the actor’s real faces that they no longer seem like animation…but not so close that they feel real.  The result is that when someone like Scrooge’s nephew Fred enters, I can’t see either an actor or a character: I see the undead, shambling form of a Colin Firth clone, stumbling out of the uncanny valley and onto the screen with eyes as cold and lifeless as a supermarket fish.  The animation handles physical structures a lot more successfully—my favorite shot in the whole movie occurs very early on as the camera swoops up from Scrooge at street level to fly from his office in Whitechapel over the City of London towards St. Paul’s.  It’s evocative and immersive and a cool way to situate me in London and in that moment in time.  But of course A Christmas Carol is a movie about the heart, about people and the way we learn to care about them as people.  If your movie’s aesthetics are so tortured that I cringe every time a character fully faces the screen, you are kicking me out of the parts of the movie you really need me to lean into.

The poster for Disney's A Christmas Carol depicts, at the bottom, a busy London street decorated for Christmas in the mid-19th Century.  Hovering above the street scene (and the movie's title) is the looming figure of Ebenezer Scrooge, backlit by the full moon, wearing a top hat and coat, along with a long red scarf. His withered hand holds a candlestick, which, if you look closely, depicts the eerie face of the Ghost of Christmas Past in the candle's flame.

There’s a knock-on effect from the animation style, too, since one of the arguments Zemeckis always made in favor of mo-cap animation is that it allows you to cast a brilliant actor in more than one part, even allowing someone to share the screen with themselves naturally.  There may be ways to do this skillfully, but here I think it almost always hurts the viewing experience.  I get that you CAN make it so that Gary Oldman (an acclaimed and award-winning actor) not only plays the role of Bob Cratchit but also of his son, Tiny Tim, but…why?  Gary’s a talented fellow, but even if he wasn’t miscast as Cratchit (and I think he really is), seeing the features of his middle-aged face dimly recognizable on the elfin features of seven year old Tiny Tim is ghastly and unsettling.  The original plan had been to let Oldman voice the role of Tim also, but my understanding is the result was so unsuccessful that at the last minute they swapped in child actors to speak the lines.  And I’ll admit that there’s something kind of interesting about letting Jim Carrey play Scrooge at every age…but casting him as all three Spirits, also?  And then having Carrey, an actor never known or celebrated for his accent work, learn three DIFFERENT British accents to differentiate Scrooge from Christmas Past and Christmas Present, none of them skilfully or naturally achieved?  You’re making problems for yourself that you didn’t even need to create, Robert.  What on earth are you doing?

There are things for me to praise in even this shambolic a production, and I’ll pause for a paragraph to try to do so.  As I mentioned, Zemeckis does want to keep in the unsettling elements in Dickens’s novella, and I like the ones he includes for the most part—the ghosts Scrooge sees as Marley leaves him, haunted by their inability to help those in need.  The scrawny, almost inhuman forms of Ignorance and Want, clutching to the robes of Christmas Present at the end of that sequence.  Some of the shadow work with Yet to Come is pretty effectively creepy, too.  And honestly, Carrey may be one of the better Scrooges I’ve seen dancing around on Christmas morning: it’s maybe the only point in the movie that Jim seems to be relaxing and letting some of his silliness onto the screen, which to me is what you pay the man millions of dollars to achieve.  After an hour of listening to a guy sound like he’s white-knuckling his way through every line, looking at a pronunciation guide so that he keeps his Yorkshire accent and his Irish brogue from blending into each other, it’s a relief to feel like Carrey can breathe out for a moment and just cavort in his weightless, rubber band animated body.

The weightless, rubber band quality’s a problem, of course, but it’s a problem for a lot of CGI animation of the era.  It disrupts your ability to connect with a scene when it’s suddenly apparent that what you’re looking at has no mass or substance.  The greater problem here is the weightlessness of the camera also, and therefore what Zemeckis does with it.  He feels like a director so excited for all the things mo-cap could do that live-action couldn’t do that he never stopped to ask himself why he would choose to do it.  Like, you CAN have Christmas Yet to Come chase Scrooge through the streets of London in a hearse pulled by demon horses until Scrooge magically shrinks (mechanism unexplained) so that he can scamper down drain pipes to safety…but why are you doing that?  You can make it so that, when you have Scrooge attempt to “snuff out” the light atop Christmas Past’s head (a moment that, I have to acknowledge, does occur in the book….sort of, though Zemeckis’s Christmas Past doesn’t look at all like the character Dickens described), the spirit and extinguisher turn into a fireworks rocket that zooms Scrooge helplessly into the night air above London before he plummets to his “death”, waking up by hitting the hard wooden floor of his bedroom…but should you?  A lot of these sequences are elaborate and lengthy with impossible camera moves, and they add nothing at all to the story…but taking the time and energy to animate them means that other things are left undeveloped, like the relationships of any of these characters to each other.  For a movie that professes to be a “faithful adaptation”, there’s no emotional fidelity here: it’s hard to believe that Scrooge cares about any of the people he’s seeing, since most of the scenes fly by quickly in order to set up the next strangely paced setpiece.

I could write about the movie’s wobbles for pages and pages, but I’ll try to focus on a couple of examples that tell maybe the whole story of what falls apart here.  Zemeckis makes the strange (and, to me, inexplicable) choice of having almost all of the Christmas Present sequence unfold with Scrooge and the spirit sitting in his room, looking through a transparent floor at scenes the spirit shows him.  For a movie that otherwise is maybe too immersive (dragging me down drainpipes, etc.), the decision not to immerse Scrooge in these scenes more fully when they are literally the joyous encounters with humanity that break open his heart in this classic and beloved story is baffling.  It leaves us, in a sense, watching Scrooge and Christmas Present watch something on their own screen: no wonder the characters and their experiences end up feeling emotionally remote.  And while the opening aerial shot of London is pretty impressive, in later scenes I often felt like establishing shots were panning across landscapes that had been copy-pasted, with identical houses or windows repeated over and over.  It wouldn’t take much work to help me see even a set of genuinely architecturally identical row houses as having some character and life of their own, but the movie doesn’t think it needs to do the work.  And that’s really how Zemeckis treats the Dickens elements in his script, too: he thinks he can copy and paste chunks out of the novella without thinking about how, in the medium of film, he has work to do to bring them to life, to give them character, even, yes, adding your own interesting flourishes in an attempt to help communicate the themes of this story to the audience that’s come looking for them.  It’s a big world and there’s someone out there who loves this film—maybe even you—and if so, I think it will only be because they can get past the animation itself, and find underneath it the really good bones of Dickens’s original novella.  That’s the beauty of even a bad Christmas Carol adaptation, and it’s about all the beauty I’m finding here, I’m afraid.

I Know That Voice and Possibly That Hideous Simulacrum of a Face: Part of Zemeckis’s shtick with this film, again, is casting actors in multiple parts because he could, so the cast is surprisingly small given the length of the credits.  Daryl Sabara, who plays five credited roles (including two different carolers and Peter Cratchit), has a voice we might recognize from when, at a younger age, he fills the central role in The Polar Express, another haunting mo-cap animated film from the fevered brain of Robert Zemeckis—a role titled simply “Hero Boy” in the credits of that film.  Sabara’s a real veteran of varied types of seasonal projects, in fact: he voices Tommy in Scooby-Doo: 13 Spooky Tales – Holiday Thrills and Chills, and he appears in the music video for Meghan Trainor’s Christmas song, “My Kind of Present,” due to the fact that Sabara is in fact Trainor’s husband in real life.  Julian Holloway, who in this movie appears as “Fat Cook”, “Businessman #3,” and “Portly Gentleman #2” (which I believe is a speaking role, soliciting Scrooge for funds), had a long career, mostly on British television.  I know Holloway from a few episodes of the unjustly forgotten series about a 1940s radio station, Remember WENN, but I don’t believe he made a Christmas episode there—he is, however, a voice in Toot and Puddle: I’ll Be Home for Christmas, and as one of the repertory cast of actors who seem to have appeared in almost every installment of the long-running Carry On… series, he has a couple of small roles in the 1973 British TV special, Carry On Christmas.

I know, I know, I’m wasting your time with actors you barely hear and films you’ve never heard of: isn’t that the fun of this section, though?  I just sat through Robert Zemeckis’s body horror holiday screamfest—let a man have a little fun, okay?  All right fine, let’s deal with the big guns.  Cary Elwes, who here is credited with five parts but is probably most recognizable as “Portly Gentleman #1” is of course a reliable hand in a fair number of holiday films, including Last Train to Christmas, A Castle for Christmas, and Black Christmas, as well as a small part in the Garry Marshall anthology film New Year’s Eve.  Whether you wanted to recognize him or not, you had to come to terms with the eerie visage of Colin Firth in the role of nephew Fred.  Firth, as you may well know, plays Jamie the writer and bumbling romantic in Love Actually, and while it would barely qualify even by my relaxed definition at FTTH, I do think I should mention that the King’s radio Christmas address plays a small but important part in The King’s Speech, in which Firth of course stars as King George VI.  And of course our star, Jim Carrey, appearing in no less than EIGHT separate credited roles in this animated monstrosity, is the green title character in Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas, which will make an appearance on the blog later this year.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present: Whatever else I say about it, I certainly think it’s important to acknowledge that the screenplay includes a number of things most adaptations omit, including young Ebenezer’s conversation with his sister Fan, the quirky finale to the Christmas Past sequence in which Scrooge “snuffs out” the Spirit (or attempts to), and as aforementioned the haunting encounter near the end of the Christmas Present sequence involving the gaunt children, Ignorance and Want.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent: Despite its apparent commitment to detail, there are some moments I wish the film would have included (or rather, I’d wish it if I didn’t find the film hard to watch): we get his estrangement from Belle but not his later vision of her as a happily married woman. The Cratchit sequence in the Yet to Come portion of the movie is missing the longer conversation Bob has regarding the generosity of Scrooge’s nephew and the job secured for Peter, his son. And while in the novella, Christmas Present takes Scrooge through a really wonderful montage of happy Christmas scenes, this motion picture doesn’t take the time to do it (which is a real shame, since honestly that kind of thing is probably the best deployment of the Zemeckis animation approach’s strengths).


Christmas Carol Vibes (10/10): I don’t think I can fairly ding this thing in both categories for its utter inability to connect me to the emotions of the original story, so I’m leaving those deductions for the quality score.  And in terms of “how fully does this present the original Dickens work,” I just can’t fault the intentions of the thing: Zemeckis wants to bring as much as possible off of the page and onto the screen, and it’s a remarkably comprehensive representation of the text.  The streets of London feel pretty glorious on the rare moments we’re in them to any useful purpose, and had Zemeckis cracked the mo-cap animation thing, maybe it could have been a really great visualization of the novella.

Actual Quality (4.5/10): Zemeckis didn’t crack the mo-cap animation thing.  And honestly even if he had, I have concerns here: bad casting choices, bad pacing (the opening scene at Marley’s coffin feels interminable), and bad instincts regarding when to innovate and when not to go an inch beyond the text of the Dickens original.  It’s not morally reprehensible, and I have to acknowledge that there’s more talent on the screen here than with a couple of last year’s really lamentable films, so I’m leaving it a notch above the worst stuff I’ve watched for FFTH.  But it’s not much better than those movies are, and I struggled to finish it on my one viewing.

Scrooge? Badly miscast, poor Jim Carrey just can’t land the accents he’s being asked to land, especially given cartoonish choices made about his voice and appearance (at least partly if not wholly by the director) that limit his ability to seem grounded in the reality of the film.  He’s best at Scrooge’s giddiness, but he spends most of his time shaking his way through simulations of emotions he can’t really convey, whether that’s a limitation of his skills as an actor or just the medium he’s trying to apply them in.  I’d rather not blame him as an actor, though, other than for the hubris of agreeing to all the parts Zemeckis wanted him to play: it would have been hard enough to get him ready to play any one of the roles he’s cast in, and there’s no sense here that anybody tried hard enough.  Honestly, I wish they’d executed a swap on set: I think Oldman could have handled Scrooge and the Spirits with greater skill, and I can see Jim’s more elastic and youthful face being at least a little less creepy on Tiny Tim (and that energy being a better fit for light-hearted Bob Cratchit than Gary Oldman is).

Supporting Cast? Again, these were surprising flops: Firth and Oldman are experienced and gifted actors, but neither of them really settles into the roles they’re given, likely in part because the technology is standing in the way of their full range of expression (I assume).  Firth doesn’t convey any real sense of who Fred is—larger than life or just lively; sweet-tempered or simple—and to the extent that I understand Oldman’s attempts at Cratchit, I’d say he was trying to play him like Scrooge’s nervous heir more than like the clerk we know pretty well from other versions.  If either of them were trying to do something creative and new, it’s getting lost somewhere in the digital sauce.  I’d say the best performance on screen might well be Bob Hoskins as Fezziwig, and that’s because Fezziwig (both in the novella and even more so here) is really written as a cartoon character, so that his outlandish behavior and his elastic face and body feel correct in his surroundings on screen.

Recommended Frequency? It’s so disturbing, folks.  It’s so incredibly disconcerting.  It’s also so faithful to many of the original scenes on a basic structural level that I ought to get a kick out of it, but the faces are creepy to look at, and every non-Dickens move the screenplay makes is a mistake, and the role of Scrooge is so central to the story that miscasting it gives away half of what little hope remained for success.  I’d try it once at most, if I were you, and with low expectations even then: you’ll know inside of ten minutes whether you’re more comfortable with the animation work than I am.

Obviously if you decide to give it a whirl, this Disney movie is only streaming for free on Disney+, though I was surprised to learn that it’s available for rent from basically every outlet you’d think of renting from.  Maybe they’re still trying to pay off that $200,000,000 budget.  If you want to buy it on disc, you can, and if you want to check it out at your local library, it looks like a couple thousand of them own it (and my guess is that, in most of them, it’s still on the shelf for checkout right now, even at Christmastime).  Have as much fun as you can, and if you’re not having fun, get out early.

Carol for Another Christmas (1964)

Review Essay:

At the outset, I’ll remind you that Sundays at FTTH are Christmas Carol days.  Each Sunday, as I did last year, I’ll be bringing you a different adaptation of Dickens’s absolutely timeless classic.  Like last year also, I’m aiming for a mix of versions, some of them more traditional and some more experimental: today’s film, a 1964 television movie entitled Carol for Another Christmas, definitely belongs in the latter camp.  Anyone familiar with The Twilight Zone will immediately recognize the layered depth of a Rod Serling screenplay, as one of the masters of television suspense and speculative fiction creates something uniquely American out of the classic English story.  And you may notice as the film progresses that it feels a lot more cinematic than television movies normally would, especially those of this era: that’s because this is a film directed by four-time Academy Award winner Joseph L. Mankiewicz, director of The Philadelphia Story, of All About Eve, and, maybe most crucially for our purposes, of 1938’s A Christmas Carol, a faithful and widely-beloved adaptation of Dickens’s novella starring Reginald Owen.  Mankiewicz, who never directed another TV movie, knows the right ways to evoke the spirit of the tale even as this version of it does away with almost all of the trappings we normally expect from this story, and what remains here is truly powerful, even unsettling, on a level that I think everyone should watch, and maybe especially every American living in 2025 should.

The premise of this film unfolds in the following way: wealthy American industrialist Dan Grudge is essentially alone in his enormous mansion on Christmas Eve, attended only by a couple of servants who know to steer clear of him in his current bleak mood.  He is mourning, as he seemingly always does, the loss of his beloved son, Marley Grudge, who died serving in WWII on Christmas Eve, 1944, and whose spirit hovers underneath this film even if he does not make himself visible and audible as an apparition in the way we might expect.  A knock at the front door brings a visitor—Dan’s nephew Fred, who mourns his cousin also—and Dan and Fred find themselves immediately at odds as two people who agree on nothing but their fondness for the absent Marley.  Fred is a liberal idealist, someone working for international cooperation and peace, which Dan dismisses as dangerous foolishness.  Grudge thinks the world can go hang itself, and let America take care of Americans…are you getting restless, yet?  Rod Serling’s not going to let you off the hook here, politically—to the contrary, the politics of all this are its point.  Dan acts and speaks like someone who thinks America belongs to him and not to Fred; that, moreover, America needs someone like Dan to protect itself from Fred.  When Fred tries to soften his uncle by wishing him a “merry Christmas,” Dan’s reply is that he is “in no mood for the brotherhood of man.”  Each man is sure that the other one’s ideology will lead to conflict, to global war, to the calamity that threatens the lives of the whole world’s peoples.  And while Fred does not issue any ominous prophecies—much like Dickens’s nephew Fred, he merely leaves with words of compassion and hope—something about the exchange ignites the visitations that will haunt Grudge this night (and haunt him they do).  Fred leaves and Dan suddenly thinks he can see his son’s reflection in a window.  There is a figure who disappears the moment Dan tries to focus on him.  The record player in Marley’s room fires up the Andrews Sisters, whose harmonious glee is suddenly eerie, almost unearthly…only, when Grudge runs upstairs to turn it off, he finds that it is all in his head.  The player is silent.  And then we are in the fog, with him.

The DVD cover for Carol for Another Christmas is in black and white. At the top it reads "the Lost Rod Serling Science Fiction Classic". Below that, Serling appears on the right half of the image, facing inwards, while the tagline next to him reads, "Where the future meets the past...and our world collides."  Below this, six small portrait photographs stretch across the screen depicting members of the cast.

The Past / Present / Future structure of the story is retained, but each sequence is radically altered from what we know in Dickens.  In the past, Grudge finds himself on a naval transport ship in an endless dark mist-covered ocean, a vessel carrying the bodies of the dead.  The vessel’s pilot is the only other seemingly living soul aboard, played by a young Steve Lawrence in maybe the only dramatic role he ever took, but he’s cast well here.  His youthful face and voice take Dan back to the end of WWI, a war that he’s still angry about as one that killed a bunch of “suckers” we sent to die for democracy.  When the Ghost asks him if Marley was a “sucker”, Dan is startled into understanding the meaning of what he’s been saying.  He backs down a little but struggles to explain what he really thinks, and he and the Ghost argue over what really led to a second global conflict, and what he thinks will keep us from a third.  The solemn, mournful reality of the dead soldiers around them contextualizes everything they say, and ultimately it’s too much for Dan, who leaves the ship, only to find that the Ghost has brought him to his own past more directly….to Dan Grudge, a commander in the U.S. Navy, with his WAVE driver, a young woman named Lt. Gibson, at Hiroshima in September 1945, one month after the bomb fell.  Haunting doesn’t begin to cover how intense and horrifying it is to watch Grudge confront his own memories of the Japanese school girls he encounters there, bandaged and faceless, so wrapped in gauze they resemble mummies, if not the shrouded dead on the transport he just left.  He and Gibson, both profoundly shaken by what they are seeing and hearing, argue over the morality of what has happened here, with Grudge defending the necessity, even the morality, of the A-Bomb, and Gibson demanding that he set aside his “simple arithmetic” and deal with the human cost of the conflagration, even quoting the Bible at him in her desperate attempt to waken him into sharing her outrage.

I don’t want to narrate the whole film to you because I want you to watch it – to encounter it with eyes and ears that are ready for (but not guarded against) what Serling and Mankiewicz are trying to say.  Dan Grudge, in an attempt to escape the horrors of the past, finds his way to the Present and a new Ghost….but only by walking through the doorway at Hiroshima that led into the room where the Japanese children were being housed.  The film rarely misses an opportunity for symbolism of this kind—we can only understand the present by literally walking through the doorway of the horrors committed in the past.  The Ghost of Christmas Present takes Dan to the realities of an America in the 1960s that, my friend, I wish I could tell you did not feel like America in 2025.  It is a sobering and troubling experience to understand how little our society learned from the 1960s, as Dan encounters the world’s needs and is forced to make sense of how little is being done about them.  He and the new Ghost find themselves just as at odds as he was in the Past, with the narrative of a wealthy American man repeatedly wrecking itself on the truth of the reality he has chosen to ignore.  It was powerfully convicting stuff, for me.  And the Future is maybe the most audacious reimagining possible, as a new Ghost leads him into a post-nuclear-conflict America, where the town meeting hall Grudge knows well is now a shattered ruin, inhabited only by the Cult of the Imperial Me, a sect devoted to the “truth” that there is only one person who matters, and it is Me.  The Me at the head of all these disheveled, chattering Mes is played by Peter Sellers at that level of manic, malicious energy that maybe only he could have delivered in 1964—the performance is astonishing, as is the world Serling imagines.  Dan Grudge has to reckon with the chaos and violence of a world in which “looking out for yourself” has become the one watchword of humankind—a hellscape so bleak that, when one character unexpectedly advances the argument that we can have law and ethics and honor and decency because “these things were not destroyed by the bomb”, the appeal is not only laughable to the other survivors, they find the suggestion that humanity can be good so insane that it amounts to treason against the “non-government” of the Me People.  The violent conclusion of this sequence is not visually graphic (this is a TV movie from 1964, after all), but in emotional terms it could hardly be more unsettling.  Grudge is so tormented by what he has seen and heard that he throws himself at the Ghost of Christmas Future’s feet, begging to know what happened to him in this desolate future and whether these events could be altered or whether Fate had already committed the world to this end.  And then he is looking up at the curtains, and the picture of his son Marley.  The bells are ringing.  It is Christmas morning.

In the same way that the film thus far has been a dramatically altered version of the Dickensian events, the conclusion to the film is different also—Grudge is not a gleeful, celebratory presence in this epilogue as much as he is a chastened, bewildered, shaken version of himself, a man still reconstructing his own sense of himself and his world in the unexpectedly gentle morning light.  We do not entirely see beneath his surface, but it is clear from what little he says and does that something has happened to him, and that something is happening to him, still.  Perhaps the same thing that Serling and Mankiewicz hope is happening to us, the viewers, as we reflect on what we have just experienced.  The film offers no easy answers, but the door that Serling holds open to the future is clearly one that assumes Fred has won the argument with Dan about what it will take for the world to live in true and lasting peace.

What, then, is this American Christmas Carol in another guise—who is it for?  My feeling is that it’s for all of us.  In a way, I think Serling has given us what we no longer really encounter in the Dickens versions of this story—a genuinely convicting and unsettling understanding that WE are being haunted by these ghosts also, that the message of peace and brotherhood is not some easygoing “let’s all hug at Christmas” lark but a truly daunting and monumental undertaking that demands more from us than we might ever otherwise be willing to give.  This version of the story, unlike so many others, offers us very little in the way of transformation and hope because Serling does not know from the vantage point of 1964 whether we really will transform ourselves, and therefore cannot offer us too much in the way of encouragement that it will, in fact, all work out for the good.  Speaking from the vantage point of 2025, I think perhaps his reluctance was warranted.  We learned too little from the 20th Century, and much of what we “learned” as a society was, I think, clearly the wrong lesson, something that has led us into what I will euphemistically call our current predicament.  There is an honesty to this version of the story that is not always easy to sit with, but perhaps the time has come again (as it did in 1964) for us to sit with the honesty that art can give us and ask, what next?  What now?  Will we learn, as Scrooge does in the original novella, to let “the Spirits of Past, Present, and Future strive within me,” so that “the shadows of the things that would have been may be dispelled”?  I think we can, and that, muted as it is, this version of the story expresses the kind of hope that we can really believe in—the conviction that all of us, or at least enough of us, may be able to change the course of the future, and bring a better Christmas into being than we would otherwise receive.

I Know That Face:

As I mentioned, the young pop singer Steve Lawrence appears as this film’s version of the Ghost of Christmas Past: later in life, he plays Peter Medoff in The Christmas Pageant.  Eva Marie Saint, who in this movie portrays the ethically convicted WAVE, Lt. Gibson, makes appearances as Martha Bundy in 1988’s I’ll Be Home for Christmas (note: ‘90s kids, this is NOT the Jonathan Taylor Thomas flick you’re thinking of) and as Emma Larson in A Christmas to Remember, and IMDB claims that her first ever film role was in 1947’s TV A Christmas Carol, though it gives no indication of her role (I’m assuming one of the Cratchit kids, most likely?).  And Pat Hingle, the irritatingly (to Grudge) persistent Ghost of Christmas Present, will later play the Bus Driver in One Christmas, and Joe Hayden in Sunshine Christmas.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present:

This is maybe a weird claim to make (given that he never addresses the film’s “Scrooge” aloud, as the character obviously does in the original), but Marley’s initial ghostly haunting is really incredibly effective here, more so than in many more straight adaptations.  It’s obvious why Grudge would be shaken by the manifestations he hears and sees, and it establishes the basis of the ghost story effectively.  To the extent that the original novella is about giving us an emotionally resonant series of confrontations with Scrooge’s underlying moral sense, this movie is knocking it out of the park: at times, honestly, it’s even more affecting than anything Scrooge undergoes, or maybe I should say that I feel the conviction of it more keenly than I do when Scrooge is the one under the microscope.  In a way, then, this adaptation is faithful to the underlying reality of the original story, even if it gets there by making some pretty radical alterations to the text.  And of course we do get the consistency of our “Scrooge” character waking up on Christmas morning, clutching the curtain that had been Future’s robe.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent:

I don’t get into this as much in the review because I’m more excited to talk about what works in this adaptation, but I do have to be honest: there are elements missing from the story that I do think hurt it dramatically to some extent.  The moral weight of the dead Marley doesn’t really pay off in the long run here—there’s just not a lot of things for Dan to make amends for in terms of personal harms done, and therefore we don’t really have the sense on Christmas morning that he has a lot of people to settle up accounts with (other than nephew Fred).  If Grudge’s servant Charles (who does appear in some of the ghostly portion of the movie) is this version’s Bob Cratchit, that story’s been shaved a little too lean to make it work.  We don’t have the same thrill of recognition when Charles shows up, and we don’t see much of a reckoning on Christmas morning, since they just don’t have the same relationship dynamic.  And maybe most importantly, one of the most central planks to any Christmas Carol rendering is the idea that Scrooge has some kind of joy in his past (his love of his sister, and his romance with Belle, even just his genuine joy at the overly festive generosity of his old employer Fezziwig) that he can rediscover and re-awaken within himself, which he does on Christmas morning.  But if Dan Grudge was ever more idealistic, we don’t see it, and I think therefore we are less sure of his transformation than we might otherwise have been.  I think the Past section of this screenplay could have been structured to give us more of an idea that Dan had something to recapture about himself, but either Serling doesn’t really believe that about the American avatar he’s writing, or else he dropped the ball.

Christmas Carol Vibes (6/10): This is a fun adaptation in that it does sit between the really faithful examples and the ones that are borrowing nothing more than a couple of names or moments from the classic story.  We’ve got a rich old guy haunted by someone named Marley and challenged by an idealistic nephew Fred who encounters three ghosts on Christmas Eve and is affected by them – that’s really effective at making it feel like A Christmas Carol.  But the changes to the structure (the loss of the Cratchits in particular as a way of externalizing and dramatizing both the risk and the potential reward of a future that might go one of two ways) and simply the look and feel of the film take it to a very different place.  This is much more comprehensible, in a lot of ways, as a long-form Twilight Zone episode than it is as an adaptation of a work by Charles Dickens.

Actual Quality (9/10): In terms of how much this connected with me as an audience member, I’m probably selling it short.  This was a profoundly affecting viewing experience, and one that I think worked on me in exactly the ways Serling intended it to, so as an act of persuasion (some might call it propaganda, even), it’s a 10/10.  In terms of its quality as a dramatic work, I have to rein it in just a little, since if I stop and think about the loose ends, or the ways the Past/Present/Future sequences do or don’t sync up, I can see ways in which I would improve the film.  A fair amount of the dialogue is not especially realistic, as characters argue more as representatives of an ideology or way of thinking than they do as real people with more subtle understanding of the world (though of course the Ghosts are not “real people” per se, so I think that’s less of an issue in this film than it would be elsewhere).  But the difference between a 9 and a 10 here is not all that material—whether or not this is flawless film-making (I don’t think it is), it’s a movie that is not throwing away its shot, and that matters.  And it’s grown in its power the more I’ve thought about it since watching it, which I think is always the sign of a really good work of art.

Scrooge?  As rich American businessman (and former naval officer) Daniel Grudge, Sterling Hayden is playing a role he’s probably born to play, to some extent.  I’d say that in this work, he’s effective but often one-note as a stern, jaw-clenching expression of America First thinking circa 1964.  His performance is pretty restrained, sometimes so much so that he feels a little limited by the writing, but I think it’s also true that the world around him (both the Ghosts themselves and the theatricality of the visions they present to him) impacts the viewer in a stunning way that’s bound to overshadow almost anyone in the Grudge role.

Supporting Cast?  I have to say, I think that all three ghosts are solidly cast and often riveting when they talk.  It’s hard to say how much of that charisma is in the writing versus in the acting but it may not matter that much: it’s certainly true that that’s where the power is here, dramatically speaking.  Charles and Ruby, Grudge’s servants, are almost wasted in roles that feel like they’re either underwritten or else sequences involving them maybe ended up on the cutting room floor.  And nephew Fred is really effective up front as Grudge’s interlocutor and the advocate for a different future, but man, I wish we got more out of him in the finale—either Serling doesn’t know how to use him to draw Grudge out or he just didn’t think that Fred would have done such a thing on Christmas morning, with the bells calling him to his (presumably liberal mainline) church service and testy Uncle Dan seeming unsettled but not anxious for advice.  

Recommended Frequency?  I think that, if we can stand it, everyone ought to watch this film once, and encounter its artful confrontation of America in the world.  It was tough enough to face that one time that I am not sure when I will do it again, but I know that what upsets me as a viewer is not the film, but my own complacency, my fear that in little ways I am a Daniel Grudge who neither thinks enough nor does enough for people suffering in the world, perhaps because I cannot see them from my dinner table in the way that the Ghost of Christmas Present forces Grudge to see them in his vision.  I think that until the lessons of this particular carol have been learned, not just by me but by American society, it will always be a text to which we must return, to ask ourselves how much closer we are to peace and understanding than we were in 1964; to challenge ourselves to learn even better than Scrooge did what it means to honor Christmas in our hearts and try to keep it all the year.
If you’re persuaded (as I hope you are) to take the time this year to watch Carol for Another Christmas, I’m afraid that it’s exclusively licensed for streaming to HBO Max, which of course some folks subscribe to via Hulu or Amazon Prime.  These days I normally offer DVD/Blu-ray links to Barnes and Noble (given some Amazon business practices many of us, I think very fairly, object to), but only Amazon has a DVD version….and the reviews suggest that the audio and video quality are terrible, so you may not want to drop cash on that.  Even more disappointingly, that appears to be the only version available, held on disc (according to Worldcat) by a mere 11 libraries worldwide.  I would never normally suggest accessing the film in other ways, since usually we have lots of options for access, but under the circumstances, perhaps you’ll be glad to know that there are some small accounts (surely illegally) uploading copies of this film on YouTube…I assume the copyright holders will take action sooner or later and that link will break, but for now, it’s there.  I don’t know where they got their copy, but it doesn’t have the video/audio quality issues folks report about the DVD.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Review Essay

There was a time, I think, when it was countercultural to argue that the best adaptation of Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol was a version presented by the Muppets, but I see it often enough now that I think it’s become a kind of shared wisdom, at least among the Xennial generation I’m a part of.  Some of you arrive at this post already persuaded, but for the rest of you, I hope I can bring you at least closer to that perspective, since I fully agree with it.  In fact, I’d go a step further and say that anytime I meet someone who unabashedly loves this film, they’re always someone I feel an immediate kinship with, and I’ve not yet been disappointed — indeed, I’ve got a couple of friendships that were essentially cemented by the existence of this movie and our love for it.

There are some widely held and expressed sentiments about this film that I’m going to note as givens at the outset.  It is largely agreed that the genius of this film is located in Michael Caine’s performance as Scrooge, and specifically his consistently treating every Muppet on screen seriously — there is never a wink at us, or a sense that he’s hamming it up for the sake of an imagined children’s audience.  The songs in this musical version of the story are all written by the great Paul Williams, already beloved by Muppet fans for his composition of “Rainbow Connection” that provided the soaring emotional finale to The Muppet Movie and well established as a gifted songwriter for many films and bands in the 1970s and 1980s.  What’s more, Williams himself had undergone a redemptive awakening perhaps not that different from Scrooge’s — overcoming profound struggles with substance abuse in the years immediately before writing the songs for this film.  I think there’s no question that the maturity of adult experience people like Caine and Williams are bringing to a movie underpinned by the ageless antics of the Muppets creates the blend that those of us who love the film are looking for.  We want the fun of Rizzo shrieking “Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!!” but we also want to hear the haunted fear in Scrooge’s voice as Christmas Past is about to show him a painful memory he doesn’t want to face.  We want a movie that trusts the child in us with adult regrets and adult redemption.

The poster for The Muppet Christmas Carol depicts Ebenezer Scrooge in a top hat with a cane, walking towards us down the middle of an empty snowy street, while above him in the snowy sky we can see multiple members of the Muppet cast, including Gonzo, Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy, smiling and looking in our direction.

I think an underrated element in this movie’s success is the decision to present the story via the medium of Gonzo as Charles Dickens.  Everyone has a favorite Muppet (other than Kermit, whom we all adore), and mine’s Gonzo, that delightful eccentric, so I’ll admit to some bias.  But the advantage of Gonzo’s Dickens, first of all, is the preservation of the narration in the original — he can address the audience directly, saying that Scrooge is as solitary as an oyster, or that as he enters the vision of his childhood he is conscious of a thousand odors.  These aren’t lines you hear in any other adaptation that I know of, but the script trusts that Gonzo’s evocative delivery (and the visuals on screen) will help convey the story’s original strangeness and lyricism even to an audience younger than it was ever intended to speak to.  I mean, look at that opening — after a little comic patter with Rizzo, when his friend tells him to tell the story, Gonzo looks right at us and says, “The Marleys were dead, to begin with.  As dead as a door-nail.”  Sure, we’ve doubled the Marleys for the sake of our Muppet casting.  But otherwise, this is where the original story begins — before we even hear that there’s such a person as Ebenezer Scrooge, we understand that this is a story about the dead….well, people who are dead, to begin with.  The resurrections in this story are at first ghostly, of course, when we meet Jacob and Robert Marley, but ultimately it is the person inside Ebenezer Scrooge who will be restored to life.

Another thing that allows the movie to hew closer to the original than you would expect is that the Muppets can leaven the harshness of some moments with comedy — I bet this drives some people crazy, but to me, it’s a wonderful balancing act.  When the rat bookkeepers respond to Scrooge’s threats about the coal by singing “Heat wave! This is my island, in the sun!”, sure, it’s an element of goofiness Dickens didn’t depict (and a line my family quotes to each other all through the year).  But it also lightens the mood enough that when Scrooge tells his “dear nephew” Fred that he thinks people who celebrate Christmas should be buried with a stake of holly through their hearts, Caine can play the vicious language of the novella straight.  Rizzo will comment on this occasionally, even, when it’s getting intense — I love the moment where he asks Gonzo, “Hey, that’s scary stuff, should we be worried about the kids in the audience?” only to be answered with, “Nah, this is culture.”  There’s where the winks belong — not in Scrooge’s performance, as Caine was wise enough to understand, but with the wisecracking Muppets, always a bit childlike to adults and always a bit adult to children, who are reassuring us that we can handle this.  And we can.

I know this is going to be too long, but I feel like I have to gush about how they present every element here.  The reveals of the Spirits are, at each turn, handled basically perfectly: the burst of divine light that terrifies Scrooge as Past appears, then the warmer, gentler light from the next room that lures and invites him to join the feast with Present, and lastly the overwhelming of the fog as it envelopes him and pulls him into the future he doesn’t want to face with Yet to Come.  The film does a lot with Dutch angles — presenting certain shots as askew or out of balance to convey the mood — that I think are really effective.  Scrooge is at a precarious angle as the Marleys arrive, but their distance shots are presented as flat and even: they are grounded, even as ethereal spirits, in a way he is not.  There’s a little bit askew in the initial visit to the Cratchits with Present, but the return to that street with Yet to Come is astonishingly out of balance, as befits a scene where Scrooge is about to confront the painful truths he’ll find there.

Ultimately this is an adaptation interested in love’s power.  Thankfully Disney finally fixed a long-standing problem, giving us back the film’s original cut with Belle’s sad song, “The Love is Gone”…sure, you can only watch it if you’re one of the people who know you need to go to Disney+ and then into “Extras” to pick the actual full version, but I know it and now so do you.  For so many years, Disney had shied away from the power of that song — it was seen as too sad, too heavy for a kids movie starring puppets.  Again, though, that’s its power: the song convicts Scrooge to a depth we might not have expected, and can be moved by.  He had love and he turned away from it — not just love, but generosity, given that Belle’s lyrics suggest that she’s releasing him to pursue the “adventure” that calls Scrooge with an “unknown voice”.  But Scrooge knows the truth — no adventure pulled him away from Belle, only the black hole of selfishness and greed that has pulled him away from all human contact.  When the young Scrooge turns and abandons her there on the bridge, Caine’s older Scrooge steps in his place, and it’s heartbreaking to hear him doubling her vocals in that final verse — is he saying the things he knew even then?  Or is he finally discovering who she was, and who he was, in listening to her at last?  Regardless, it seems to unlock something in him that the movie explores more deeply thereafter: if, as Present tells him, wherever you find love it feels like Christmas, perhaps this explains why Scrooge has not been able to understand Christmas (or love) all these years.  He’s cut himself off from that kind of experience, and he’s awakened to it most by Tiny Tim, a child laboring under heavier burdens than Scrooge has known, but someone who has a peace Scrooge has never found before.  Tim sings about the love he sees around him, and his openness to that loving world, and it makes Scrooge aware of the path he’s finally able to choose.  And Scrooge’s ultimate acceptance of love, and willingness to show love, is why we need “The Love is Gone” in the movie, because when in the final scene it is reimagined and offered to us in a new light, we hear “The Love We’ve Found” sung by the whole cast — the melody that had been an expression of loss and grief is now also the melody of light and peace.

I Know That Face: Steven Mackintosh, who plays Scrooge’s “dear nephew” Fred here, plays the supporting role of Henry in Lost Christmas, a film in which Eddie Izzard portrays a mysterious man who has some kind of quasi-magical power to find missing things.  Michael Caine, who of course is this movie’s Ebenezer Scrooge, plays quite a different role as Elliot, an unfaithful husband, in Hannah and Her Sisters, a film that is deeply tied to two Thanksgiving celebrations.  And you may be familiar with a number of members of our main cast from other holiday media: Kermit the Frog who here plays Bob Cratchit, Miss Piggy who plays his wife Emily Cratchit, Fozzie Bear who here plays Fozziwig, and many of the other Muppet supporting cast members, have appeared in such works of holiday media as John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together, It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, and Lady Gaga & the Muppets’ Holiday Spectacular.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present: Again, what I find enriching about this adaptation of the original novella is how much of the language it preserves, including turns of phrase that you’d think would be too archaic to work for a modern audience.  But from Gonzo’s opening lines about the Marleys to his final comment about Scrooge having become “as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man as the good old city knew,” the production commits to it.  And I’ll call out one very particular element present here that you might not expect from the novella — it is in fact true to the original that, when Christmas Past leaps from one point early in Scrooge’s schooling to a later Christmas, Scrooge literally watches the room crumble and decay around him at high speed, so the comical entropy bursting around Gonzo and Rizzo (including the loss of Shakespeare’s nose) is in fact totally on point.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent: I appreciate the emotion this production applies to Scrooge’s encounter with his younger self, but I do wish it had kept in his conversation with Fan, his sister, since I do think that adds a lot to the importance of his relationship to Fred.  And while I love the Christmas Present sequences we do get, I do think there’s something lost in the production skipping the more aggressive travelogue as Scrooge is taken to all sorts of heartwarming Christmas scenes.  


Christmas Carol Vibes (9.5/10): I know, I know, Charles Dickens didn’t envision Bob Cratchit as a talking frog, but let’s face it, this film does an impressive job of presenting us a more-vivid-than-life Victorian London, with some pretty incredible costuming for all cast members (I love Rizzo’s outfit, and frankly, young adult Scrooge is a cad to Belle but that coat he’s wearing is phenomenal).  The commitment to the use of Dickens’s language is high, and Caine’s performance as Scrooge in particular is so committed that I think there’s no question that the themes Dickens wanted to explore are largely present here.  It’s very hard to get a 10 here just because the original novella is so distinctive — I don’t think I can imagine the Muppets successfully portraying Ignorance and Want at the end of the Christmas Present sequence, and I don’t blame them therefore for not attempting it — but this makes me think about the Dickens story at great length.

Actual Quality (10/10): Look, this is subjective, but I promise, I’ve at least been systematic about it.  There’s a website called Flickchart that just shows you two movies and asks you to pick which one you prefer, and it keeps track over time.  Over the years, I have rated my preferences for 1,085 movies at Flickchart.  The Muppet Christmas Carol ranks 4th on my all time list.  So, I can’t possibly imagine what it’s like not to love this movie.  Every inch of it fills me with positive emotions, I love every single casting decision, I can sing along with every word on the soundtrack album (which has a couple of songs that didn’t make the film), and I and my wife quote this film at each other basically all year long.  I think it’s the best Muppet movie ever made and it might also be the best holiday movie ever made, and it’s certainly such a good combination of the two that I love it unrelentingly.  If you don’t feel the same way, well, I’m glad you came along for the ride anyway!

Scrooge? There are a lot of successful versions of Ebenezer Scrooge, but I do feel like Michael Caine is probably my favorite.  When we first meet him, he’s largely filmed from a Muppet eye level, which makes Scrooge loom — he’s ominous here, and imposing.  Caine is just old enough to feel like a man full of regrets but still young enough to have a great deal of vitality.  He’s talked in interviews about trying to base his portrayal in Wall Street tycoon types, and that’s the right energy: he reminds us of the kind of rich man we see at work in society around us, and that’s what Scrooge is meant to do.  And I have to emphasize how sensitively I think the production draws out the emotions in Scrooge’s story.  For instance, it might be easy to miss it, but in the sequence at his countinghouse, Scrooge really loses it at one point.  Fred’s talk of falling in love seems to have awoken Scrooge’s most desperate anger — an acting/directing decision that makes perfect sense given Scrooge’s painful memories of all he lost with Belle — and Scrooge tries to rip Fred’s wreath apart before throwing it violently at the little caroler.  Watch Caine’s expression and body language in the moment just afterwards: his Scrooge seems to feel awkward about having lost control, even regretful, as though he is becoming aware that there’s this rage in him he doesn’t really understand.  Shortly afterwards, when he extends the tiny generosity to his staff of giving them Christmas Day off, they burst forth in gratitude to him, and it makes him so angry he shouts furiously at them to stop it.  He’s someone who is pained by love, not comforted by it, and his only way to handle it is to lash out to keep the world at bay.  It’s a lovely level of nuance to add to the arc Scrooge takes in this story, giving us this insight into his character from early on.

Supporting Cast? Gosh, I love this film.  Okay, so, to be more precise, I think Kermit as Cratchit is such perfect casting: it was inevitable, sure, but that doesn’t diminish how well it works.  The “One More Sleep Til Christmas” number (paired with the penguins’ skating party) is so perfect, pairing the childllike enthusiasm and the childlike innocent hope of Cratchit in a way that really warms the film after Scrooge’s relentless bitterness.  Kermit singing that last verse and then the beautiful shot of him at full height, looking up at the night sky, makes me misty-eyed every time.  I’ve already talked about Gonzo, but let’s give it up for Rizzo — it’s hard to be comic relief for Gonzo the Great, who is already comedy gold, but Rizzo takes the chaos up to the next level, eating apples to drive up scarcity, screaming in terror as they arc through the sky (and through the timespace continuum), cracking wise to Mr. Dickens about literature.  If I had a nickel for every time my wife or I said the phrase, “well, hoity-toity Mr. Godlike Smartypants,” I wouldn’t be rich but I’d be surprisingly well off.  And the humans are no slouches here: I love the good cheer and the cheeky grin of Steven Mackintosh as Fred, and his young wife Clara as portrayed by Robin Weaver does a lot in a little time.  I am always astonished to be reminded that the actress playing Belle, Meredith Braun, had essentially no screen acting career (one TV movie and four individual episodes in television series over the course of 26 years).  She was an accomplished stage actress, with several notable credits on the West End, so it’s not shocking that she’s great, but again, much like Robin Weaver’s performance, I think what’s remarkable here is just how much she does with almost no time at all.  She and Caine, between them, make us believe he’s still haunted by her, and that’s a real achievement.  And because if I don’t mention her she would karate chop me through a brick wall, let me just say that while Miss Piggy’s Emily Cratchit is, assuredly, more aggro and sassy than anything envisioned by Charles Dickens, that energy brings a lot of helpful spice to a household that might (between Bob’s essential sweetness and Tiny Tim’s near saintly demeanor) be otherwise too cloying.

Recommended Frequency? If my family watches only two films between Thanksgiving and Christmas, The Muppet Christmas Carol is going to be one of them…and honestly, we might watch it twice before watching most other holiday films once.  I think if you’ve never seen it you have to try it, and if it’s been a while you should give it another go.  It’s a wonderful adaptation and well worth your time.

Okay, so, again, the way you’re going to watch this is to go to Disney+, but you’re not playing the standard version there: you’ve got to select “Extras” and pick the full-length version from that menu, since otherwise you miss out on Belle’s big song.  There are people getting ready to write comments right now about how the movie in fact works better without the song, and I know who you are, folks, and you are wrong about this.  Lovely people, but wrong.  You can rent the movie from lots of places online if you’re not a Disney+ subscriber, but I’ve got to warn you: as far as I know, you will be renting the version of the movie without Belle’s song.  The only way to get the full version of the movie on disc is to buy the DVD from 2005 (“Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Edition”) and NOT the Blu-ray from 2012, which is a real failure on Disney’s part — come on, folks, re-release the Blu-ray with the complete version and take my money.  Anyway, Barnes & Noble will sell you the 50th Anniversary Edition on DVD, which is good, but it’s not remastered like the Disney+ version is.  And of course it’ll be a real crapshoot with library copies to see what you get, but any version of this movie is better than not seeing it at all: Worldcat says over 2,000 libraries carry a copy.  Good luck!

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Review Essay

I want to acknowledge up front that of all the films on the blog this year, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is going to be the biggest stretch as a “holiday film” of any kind — other than a handful of snowy scenes establishing that it’s wintertime and a single shouted reference to Christmas, this movie really does nothing at all to position itself for the holidays.  But it’s undeniably a film that’s adapting A Christmas Carol, and for this segment, I knew that I wanted one of the Carol adaptations I reviewed to be something really radical in trying to reinvent the story.  The basic structure of Dickens’s novella is so classic and yet so easy to riff on that Wikipedia has an article dedicated just to its adaptations, and it’s enormous: everything from an experimental theatrical production called Fellow Passengers which stages the whole story with just three actors to The Passions of Carol which is apparently an adult film version of the story (um, “adult”, but you know what I mean) to the 1994 TV movie A Flintstones Christmas Carol in which Fred and Barney and Wilma and Betty present the whole story, though how on earth they make that work…well, maybe I’ll watch it someday.  Anyway, I wanted to try something interesting out for the blog that I hadn’t seen before — not The Passions of Carol interesting, but interesting all the same — so I picked Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.  All I knew about it was that it had a really talented cast (three Oscar winners plus Jennifer Garner, and it’s kind of astonishing she hasn’t picked up at least one nomination over the years) and the premise struck me as potentially viable — a cad is transformed by confrontations with the women he’s wronged — so I committed myself to watching it and writing it up.  I, uh, I have made some mistakes in this blogging project, folks, and boy howdy was this one of them.

So, I want to talk about why Ghosts of Girlfriends Past doesn’t really work in any way, but particularly through the lens of thinking about it as an adaptation of A Christmas Carol — like, I do think it’s also a bad romantic comedy and work of art in general, but primarily I think it’s clarifying for me as a lens for thinking about Dickens’s novella and the reasons it endures and continues to resonate with us.  At first, I struggled to understand why elements that I think work in the other versions of this story weren’t working here, but over time, I feel like I learned some things about where the magic in the original tale lies.

The poster for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past shows a smiling Matthew McConaughey facing left while a smirking Jennifer Garner facing right pulls on his scarf, as if to spin him around to follow her.  Framed photos of three attractive women hang on the wall behind them, each one ogling Matthew as if he is God's gift to women.  In front of them, the movie's tagline appears: "You can't always run from your past."

Before I do that, let’s just be up front about some things about this movie that are so gross, many of you would probably tap out of it immediately, since I nearly did.  The movie’s homophobia and transphobia are depressingly prevalent for a major Hollywood release in the 21st Century — it’s not just characters casually using slurs (though they do) but it’s also a script that thinks it’s super funny to allude, not once but twice, to the idea that you might accidentally have sex with a trans person who tricked you.  It’s not funny either time, but it’s also exhausting enough to me as a cishet person that I have to imagine it would be really grating for someone more personally touched by that kind of joke.  There’s also just so much rampant sexism, including more than a few really gross moments where a man’s abusing a position of power to degrade or objectify a woman — this is the kind of movie that would have been much harder to release after #MeToo, and in the wake of that movement this movie plays even rougher than it probably came across when it was first in theaters.  Furthermore, as I’ll explore later in the review, I think this sexism isn’t just gross as an attitude but it’s also really artistically backwards in a way that damages whatever mileage they were hoping to get out of adapting A Christmas Carol in the first place.

First of all, let’s tackle the movie’s biggest problem — Matthew McConaughey’s Scrooge analogue, Connor Meade, just isn’t Scroogeish in ways that will work for this story structure.  Scrooge is fundamentally miserable in a way that anyone can see: there’s nothing about his life that seems appealing or worthy of someone’s envy.  And I think that’s what makes it possible for us to empathize with his growth as a person in the story — he has absolutely committed acts of really vicious cruelty, but he’s done so much harm to himself in the process that the possibility of healing for everybody involved is a welcome relief.  Connor Meade, on the other hand, is this smiling sleazeball whose whole world (as we are immediately made aware) consists of being good at degrading and objectifying women for fun and profit, in that order.  As the movie presents it, every man wants to be him and every woman wants to do him — every woman but one, of course, the perfect woman and therefore his unattainable heart’s desire.  A movie structured around THAT arc, in which Meade has to give up all his fun and wild times in order to get the one thing the world won’t give him, is an almost perfect inverse of Scrooge’s horrified and awestruck realization that he has been clinging to wounds and woundedness, and that there will be a release of joy in his life by unburdening himself from wanting literally anything more than to see other people made happy.  Sure, the screenplay attempts to make the connection — at one point, while Meade is breaking up with three women simultaneously on one Skype call (I can’t believe it either, folks, and I saw it with my own two eyes), he is accused by them of having taken their love without returning it, “hoarding love like a miser”.  Yeah, it makes no sense in context either.  Also, this film absolutely does not present women in general as offering Connor Meade anything other than casual, gleeful sex, and as the screenplay makes repeatedly and tediously obvious, he’s been more than happy to return the favor, no hoarding whatsoever.

Nearly as huge a problem, though, is Michael Douglas’s Jacob Marley analogue, Uncle Wayne — in fact, Uncle Wayne’s an even bigger swing and miss by the screenplay, but as a secondary character he perhaps does a little less damage.  Here’s the problem with Uncle Wayne in a single phrase: he’s not repentant.  Like, not even a little.  He was a grade A slimeball whose toxic attitudes about women he instilled in an impressionable young Connor — now that he’s dead, you might think he’s come to terms with how disgusting he was being, but no, he just has some vague hand-waving to do about how Connor, he’s got this special connection to Jenny (poor, poor Jennifer Garner in yet another thankless role) and that’s real special now, you don’t want to keep having fun with thousands of hot younger women, you want to settle down.  The screenplay might as well have him say “I had my kicks, Connor, but you shouldn’t have yours”.  He keeps reappearing throughout the movie, too, but only because the movie seems to think we will find him a charming jerk, I guess — also because he looms large in the “Ghost of Girlfriends Past” sequence as Connor’s surrogate father after being orphaned.  Regardless, though, he’s so consistently awful: he makes a joke to Connor in middle school that alleges that Connor’s middle school girlfriend has an STD, and even at the end of the movie after Connor’s “redemption” there’s Uncle Wayne in the corner, hitting on a ghost who reminds him she’s underage.  Jacob Marley’s power in the original comes from his hauntedness — he is burdened by the gravity of his own harms, and he is panicked for the safety of his dear old friend who is blithely continuing to forge an ever-longer chain.  Scrooge is genuinely rattled by Marley up front, begging him to “speak comfort” to him — before even the first Spirit’s arrival, Scrooge has already come into contact with real fear.  Without that context, we are just cruising into Connor’s past as though it might be fun to revisit all these “conquests” — language I cringe to use but it’s definitely how this film treats sexual interactions between men and women, at least.

And then, though I think Emma Stone’s Ghost is probably the best performance in the movie, we hit a Past segment that just sucks.  It sucks to have Connor hero-worshipping sleazeball Uncle Wayne — didn’t the screenwriters recognize that what Scrooge found to admire in his own past was the warm and friendly Fezziwig whose generosity stood in stark contrast to Scrooge’s adult life, and not some cruel miser who had inspired Scrooge’s life of misdeeds?  It sucks to see Emma Stone’s good work undermined by such stupid writing — when she (Connor’s first intimate partner) takes him to the scene of their first and only time, she starts hyping herself up like she was Neal Armstrong landing on the Moon.  Watching a 20 year old actress playing a 15 year old girl dancing next to 40 year old Matthew McConaughey about how pumped she is that she got to be the first person to sleep with Connor Meade, King of Sex….  Wait, what was the point of this sequence?  Oh right, how sad and empty all this action makes him.  I guess.  Honestly, half of the movie’s problem, everywhere and at all times, is how little it ascribes agency to Connor and how much it treats women in the aggregate and in specific as a problem for him.  In a memorably awful scene, we see Connor confronted en masse by every woman he’s ever slept with — they descend on him like some rabid horde, desperate for him, and he emerges from the vision terrified.  But here’s the thing — what’s terrifying Connor is the women and their insatiable lusts.  Not his own greed and harm.  It would be like Scrooge having a vision of the money at the bank trying to drown him and then waking up, scared of the bad, bad gold for making him foreclose on all those mortgages.

The real world sequences into which Connor keeps being reinserted between Ghost segments — another notable departure from the Christmas Carol outline — are bad in another way, and again it has to do with the film’s relentless misogyny.  Connor’s at a wedding, the wedding of his brother in fact, and so we keep seeing various elements and characters of the wedding appear on screen — a lunatic bridezilla who, as presented, seems like someone who would be awful for Connor’s brother to marry.  Three horndog bridesmaids who seem to have made a bet with each other over who can first “land” Connor Meade if you know what I mean and honestly, dear reader, I hope you don’t.  I hope by this point you’ve dissociated and are in a happier mental place.  About the only non-awful people at the wedding are Connor’s brother Paul who still believes in him — the story’s Fred analogue — and then Jenny (the prize for becoming Good Connor) and Brad, a kind, empathetic, professional dude who’s hitting it off with Jenny and therefore is treated purely as an obstacle / plot device by the screenplay and not, you know, a real person who has his own journey to make.  I’d complain about Jenny not getting to be a real person either but by now I’m figuring we’re all clear on how all female characters are treated here — it’s just interesting, I guess, to notice that the only men who treat women as having agency are also being brushed aside.

I think the underlying challenge here is that the movie has no real thesis.  Dickens, goodness knows, had a thesis about the cruelty and inhumanity of early Victorian England — we can be as critical as we like of the ways Dickens’s treatment of social harm presents it too much as individual sinfulness and not enough as systemic and systematic harm imposed on a large scale, but the guy had identified an actual problem and wanted to awaken some kind of human response to address it.  What is the problem here, in this film?  At one point, Connor goes on a rant about how “these days” we’ve made being single a crime…dear reader, you are living in the 21st Century.  If you had to make a list of the problems we face “these days,” would that have made your top 100?  It would not have made mine.  Are we expected to believe that men like Uncle Wayne and Connor would have found happiness and joy in faithful monogamy had the women of America not been uniformly sexually predatory (except for Jenny and I guess whoever Uncle Wayne’s Jenny was)?  The film seems to kind of believe that Connor screwed up by not “going for it” with Jenny when they were about 11 years old and she had a crush on him, but what exactly is that argument?  The one time in his life Connor didn’t treat a woman like a scratch-off lottery ticket, it was somehow the wrong thing to do?  There’s a hint at times of a much more unsettlingly awful thesis — namely, that negging and other forms of cruel game playing “work” on women to an almost universal extent and that therefore this is, from a certain perspective, kind of their fault.  But the less said about that kind of garbage the better — that particular element really pinpoints this movie as having been made in the late 2000s, in the years immediately after Neil Strauss’s deplorable but then-ubiquitous pickup artist advice book, The Game, hit shelves.

Fundamentally, the structure of A Christmas Carol isn’t working in this movie because the Ghosts aren’t really there to do what the Ghosts do in Dickens’s novella.  The original version is designed to make Scrooge mindful of humanity — to connect him empathetically with human caring and human concern, and to give him a perspective on his own life as it might appear to others around him.  The Ghosts in this version seem primarily to be working to convince him that he would be happier with Jenny than he is chasing an endless parade of hot women around hotel rooms — I’m not saying that’s bad advice, to be clear, especially given that I much prefer my own domestic situation to Connor Meade’s life as presented in the film’s opening act.  But it’s so selfishly focused: the Ghosts’ advice is rarely about the harm Connor’s done to others or the good he might have done, and instead is on trying to persuade this scoundrel that he’s more miserable than he lets on, but he can fix it all with the right woman, who fortunately for him has had the undying hots for him since sixth grade.  I feel like in the end the only thing Connor’s learned is that he should have been willing to make the personal sacrifice of staying in bed and snuggling Jennifer Garner, a sacrifice I imagine millions of American men (heck, people of any gender) would find it pretty darn easy to make, themselves, without having paranormal visitation on the subject.

I haven’t gotten much into the movie’s later developments — honestly, I think it gets more depressing as it goes.  I could have gone all my life without hearing Connor Meade — post-two-ghosts, by the way, this guy should be on the verge of personal realization and redemption — saying the phrase “your little estrogen lynch mob.”  He then meets the Ghost of Girlfriends Yet to Come and starts hitting on her, at which point, folks, I just started laughing.  Not at the film, but just at the fact that I had decided to watch this thing.  I mean, come on.  Imagine if Scrooge meets the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come and the first words out of his mouth were “oh great, you’re here, let’s go imprison a debtor together, shall we?”  The movie doesn’t even believe in its own half-assed redemption arc.  Why should we?  And yet, I guess I’ll say this — this stretch of the film, before the finale, is probably the best, most Christmas Carol-like it gets.  Yet to Come is mute, Connor faces his own death and is panicked, there’s something happening for him even if it’s not particularly inspiring.  And then there’s a car chase and an ex-Marine gets punched out and Connor Meade gets to deliver a preachy, heavy-handed message about the power of love and happiness and why am I still writing about this film.  Seriously, folks — if you can’t get that Scrooge ought to spend the final sequence of A Christmas Carol doing good for others (and not lecturing others while doing some good for himself/his boys), you should not have undertaken the work of writing an adaptation of A Christmas Carol in any medium, let alone an expensive Hollywood motion picture.  The End.

I Know That Face: Breckin Meyer, who plays Connor’s optimistic but increasingly frustrated brother Paul, appears in Go, a 1999 black comedy thriller that is not at all a holiday film but is also absolutely set at Christmas: in other words, it’s probably as much a holiday movie as Die Hard is, and therefore a movie I’ll cover here at some point, I assume.  In Go, Meyer plays “Tiny”, a supporting role as the buddy of Simon, the guy who was supposed to sell ecstasy to his co-worker before he left for Vegas, and oh boy I just cannot summarize this movie: it’s a trip.  Paul’s bridezilla fiancée Sandra is played by Lacey Chabert, who is Dana, one of many bodies to hit the floor in the horror flick Black Christmas (the 2006 version, for those who know there are more than one).  Chabert then gets into the world of Hallmark Channel acting so successfully that there’s no way I can name all of the many Christmas TV movies she appears in, but if you’re thinking “hey, wasn’t she in that one cheesy holiday movie,” you are absolutely correct.  Most recently and memorably, she plays the leading lady role in Hot Frosty, Netflix’s “let’s say a grieving widow found a snowman so attractive he became her real life lover” answer to the question “what if we made Jack Frost but way, way weirder?”.  At this point, I hope Ms. Chabert is at least having a chat with her agent about which scripts she gets shown, but maybe she’s having fun and if so more power to her.  And Daniel Sunjata, who plays the perfect potential boyfriend Brad (whom Jenny really should end up with instead of Connor), has one other holiday appearance, in a Disney TV movie entitled Christmas…Again?! as Mike Clybourne, the single father of a 12 year old who turns Christmas into Groundhog Day with an errant wish.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present: There’s so little of A Christmas Carol here in any kind of genuine fashion, but I guess I’ll give it to them that ultimately our “Scrooge” figure is ushered by a mute spirit of Yet to Come to his own gravesite, only to wake up and sprint to his window and shout to a boy below “What day is it?  Is it Christmas Day?”  That’s not just the most Christmas Carol moment in the script, but it’s one of the few that I would argue seems to actually work.  

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent: <insert full text of A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens>  I mean, there’s no point trying to make a list this time around.  There are Ghosts and a put-upon personal employee and a sad childhood memory but even in those cases this is missing so much of what makes the original special, and the list of things they’re not even attempting is vast.


Christmas Carol Vibes (2.5/10): Let’s put this as charitably as possible: I’ll admit that this is, fundamentally, a story about how an awful person is changed by an encounter with a bad and deceased former role model, followed by three spirits who represent the harm he has done, is doing, and is gonna do.  He seems happier in the end.  That’s about as far as I can take it.  Otherwise, this is just a version of the story that is out of touch with the novella’s moral universe — it does not understand what’s wrong with Scrooge, or what Marley hopes to awaken in him, or why the Ghosts and their visitations get through to Scrooge, or what it is that Scrooge has learned in the end.  It is more like A Christmas Carol than Die Hard is, or Home Alone, but not by much.

Actual Quality (2/10): I cannot believe there’s a movie bad enough to make me long for my experience watching some of my earlier panned movies, but I would gladly watch Jack Frost twice if it meant I never had to watch this movie once.  Everything about the screenplay (and direction) in this film works against what few strengths the performers brought to the film, so that even when they’re successful, it’s upsetting.  I’m slightly afraid that one of you will turn out to be a huge fan of this one, but I guess if you do, we’ll see what you have to tell me.  I really can’t imagine coming to like this film, though, regardless of what I hear about it!

Scrooge?  Oy.  I mean, McConaughey’s doing a serviceable job bringing Connor Meade to life — as noted above, though, what’s frustrating about this portrayal is that it has so little to do with Scrooge in A Christmas Carol that I don’t think I got anything new or helpful out of it.  The highest praise I can give this performance is that the character as written is pretty insufferably awful, and Matthew must have acted it well, since I really, really dislike Connor Meade even when he’s reformed at the movie’s end.  

Supporting Cast?  The cast as a whole is under-served by the material, which I’ll acknowledge up front: we can’t possibly hold all these actors accountable for the mess they’re inhabiting.  And yet I’d also say that at least most of them are not doing the script any favors, much of the time.  For praise, I’ll single out Emma Stone in certain scenes (in the Girlfriend Past role), and Jennifer Garner at least some of the time (acting as this film’s Belle, I guess, maybe mixed with Tiny Tim but what am I even saying anymore) persuades me that there’s a real character on her side of this broken relationship.  Otherwise, this cast mostly consists of performances I wish I could forget (and I bet they wish it also).

Recommended Frequency?  I have no idea why anyone would watch this even once.  I am absolutely never going to watch it again.  I would promise to do better research in the future, but I do expect that at least one side benefit of a blogging project like this one is occasionally getting to watch the blogger suffer for our own amusement.  If so, I hope you’ve enjoyed this with my compliments, and I’m sure I’ll walk into a fence post again for your entertainment sometime again, either this season or next year.

What are you doing here?  Go watch something else.  Okay, fine, if you’re saying “there’s no way this is as gross and unendurable as James is saying, I’ve got to see it”, Max will show it to you if you’re a subscriber. You can rent it from every streaming service that rents movies, as far as I can tell, and if you want it on DVD for a white elephant gift exchange with people you don’t like that much, Amazon will sell it to you for less than $5.00 because in this case, at least, the free market is accurately assessing the supply and demand curves for this film.  This thing is on disc in over 1,400 Worldcat libraries — a huge increase over basically every other film I’ve yet checked in Worldcat — because we live in an unjust universe.  If you check it out of the library, that circulation data may convince them to keep the DVD on their shelves, so I advise against it strongly.  And if you do love this movie, friend, I am sorry for being this hard on it, but it’s one of the worst things I’ve watched as an adult: I guess I would invite you to change my mind, but honestly we should both probably just save our time for other things.

Scrooge (1970)

Review Essay

In gearing up to create Film for the Holidays, one of the things I resolved to do early on was to spread out and cover at least one film from every decade in the “talkie” film era if I could.  This is a simple enough task for every decade but one: the 1970s are an extraordinarily holiday-free zone.  I couldn’t tell you if it was the oil crisis or stagflation or the Watergate scandal, etc., but something seems to have knocked the holiday spirit right out of Western filmmaking.  Take a gander at Wikipedia’s list of Christmas films (and I sure wish you would: goodness knows I’ve spent enough time there in the last year) and you’ll find that the list of theatrical releases amounts to a handful of horror movies, a Norwegian fairy tale classic that’s basically unavailable outside Norway, and a Santa Claus bank heist filmed in Canada (okay, that one sounds pretty interesting to me).  I’ll admit, 1970s TV movies do try to fill in that gap a bit, but still, I was trying to stick mostly to theatrical releases here and I was feeling stuck, until I remembered that Scrooge was released in 1970: I’ve always been fascinated by this particular version of A Christmas Carol, and I’m delighted to get the chance to unpack both what I think it does really wonderfully and what I think it really fumbles.

Scrooge is, if you’re unfamiliar, a musical adaptation — not the only such adaptation of Carol, of course, but the first musical film version I know of.  And it’s one that seems tailor made for me as a viewer: the screenplay and music are by Leslie Bricusse, a talented British composer who created the music and lyrics for 1967’s Doctor Dolittle (a film I have loved since childhood even though I will admit its every flaw to you) and 1971’s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (a film I have loved since childhood and which I would gladly and spiritedly defend as being nearly flawless).  You’d also know his work from James Bond songs like “Goldfinger” or “You Only Live Twice” — Bricusse is a pro, in other words, and that should set this film up for success.  Add in Albert Finney, a marvelously charismatic actor, in the title role, and some seasoned British pros in the other roles (most notably the wonderful Alec Guinness as Jacob Marley), and I always end up thinking, “wait, do I love this movie?”  But then I rewatch it, and remember, oh right: I don’t love it.  I don’t hate it!  But I don’t love it.  Let’s try and sort out why, shall we?

The movie poster for Scrooge features the tagline "What the dickens have they done to Scrooge?" arcing above a crowded street scene in Victorian London, with a dancing Scrooge in the foreground, looking directly at us.

First, let’s give Scrooge credit for some things it gets very right: A Christmas Carol is a ghost story.  Much of the time, though, the ghost experiences are more thrilling than they are chilling, and while I enjoy those versions, I really admire Bricusse and company leaning into the creepiness of this story.  From opening titles that carry a sort of eerie Edward Gorey quality to the (mostly invented for this version) sequence in which Jacob Marley flies Ebenezer through the ghostly skies above London to the (totally invented for this version) plummet of Scrooge into literal Hell at the end of the Yet to Come experience, this movie often achieves something at least uncomfortable if not unsettling.  And yet another thing this version gets right is an investment in joyful characters — the Cratchit children, in particular, get more of the spotlight here (thanks in part to the early segment in which they accompany their cheerily elfin father through the streets of London doing last minute Christmas shopping).  I like the sweetness of the moments we get with the Cratchits, and I think the film at least sometimes accomplishes something really moving by juxtaposing such light-heartedness with the sort of nightmarish threat that lurks in Scrooge’s experiences.  Also, while the casting of Albert Finney as Scrooge is more than a little strange — at 34, surely he’s about the youngest actor to play Scrooge in any production outside of a high school or collegiate setting — I’ll get to my larger assessment of him in a later section.  Here in my list of the film’s strengths, I do just want to note that Finney’s undeniably talented and energetic, and I think he’s giving this character a lot of spark and liveliness, which is very watchably compelling in a number of scenes.

The film does a lot to displace Scrooge’s experiences into more cinematic spaces, and I’m not sure that always works: seeing him bedevil debtors in the streets does drive home his malice, but it also creates scenes that just don’t feel as true to the original novella, to me.  I can’t imagine men collecting for charity chasing an elderly man down the sidewalks after he’s turned them down; I also can’t really follow what we’re supposed to understand about his relationship to these scamp urchins who taunt him in the streets.  While we sympathize with them, I expect, they’re also not really winningly kind or charming themselves, and the movie doesn’t develop them as characters enough to clarify why they’re getting so much screen time.  Later in the movie, Christmas Past shows him this lush springtime picnic with Isabel Fezziwig (since in this version it’s the boss’s daughter he falls for), and while it’s a compelling visual, it also makes no sense to me at all: isn’t the logic of the ghosts that they only have access to Christmas Days, those past, those yet to come, or the one we’re experiencing at present?  It sort of felt like they wanted to broaden the landscape for Finney to inhabit, but again, I just don’t think it adds more than it detracts from the immersion.

And I’ve been putting off saying this, but it really has to be acknowledged: this is one of the least hummable musicals I’ve ever encountered.  I have seen Scrooge at least five times in my life, probably more than that, and yet if asked to sing more than a line of any of its songs, I think there’s only one of them that sticks (I’ll get to it in a moment).  I’m not sure what Bricusse, who has a track record of writing some very memorable songs, was thinking with numbers like “I Hate People” and “December the 25th”, but they rarely manage to get beyond serviceable melodic moments that are far too easily forgotten.  The one really successful song, which includes a full-energy dance choreography through the streets of London, is ”Thank You Very Much”, but even that song fits so strangely into the story — the song, in which Scrooge joins with lusty enthusiasm, is actually being sung by Scrooge’s many debtors after his death, “thanking” him for dying and setting them free from his oppressive control.  Scrooge, though, totally ignorant of what the song is about, treats the whole number as a delightful lark, maybe even as a chance to revel in the feeling that he can start to envision himself thanking people openly?  It’s a strange scene, where we as an audience can appreciate the awful but profound irony of Scrooge gleefully capering amid the throng, loudly and unknowingly singing a song about how wonderful it is that he’s dead.  What a macabre film.  Anyway, when the most hummable, toe-tappable song in your musical is an ironic celebration of the main character’s death, I would argue that the musical probably missed a chance or two to connect, but there’s no accounting for taste, and I bet one of you loves this soundtrack: I wish I could agree, since I sure do love Bricusse’s other work.

Ultimately, I think this is the challenge Scrooge poses those of us who love A Christmas Carol — it’s a whole that’s somehow a bit less than the sum of its parts.  Conceptually, it seems like it could deliver the best Dickens has to give us, both in terms of dialing up the horror elements in the story and in terms of sweetening the sentimental moments with song.  But I’d argue that in fact it gets out of step with itself enough that often the points in the narrative that most need chills are lacking in them, and the most soaring musical phrases don’t sit very neatly on the story beats that ought to feel emotionally overwhelming.  I think my ultimate conclusion is that Bricusse simply wasn’t inspired by this material the way he was by Hugh Lofting’s characters, or Roald Dahl’s novel: whether it’s because Dickens’s story is too iconic, or perhaps just a fallow period for Bricusse between other, more engaging projects, he couldn’t get a hold of this one, and the resulting script and soundtrack feel like a first draft more than a final one.  I’m glad it exists, and I do return to it, hoping each time to get something I’m sure is in there somewhere — so far, though, I’ve always been wrong about that.

I Know That Face: Edith Evans, who here I feel isn’t really well cast or written as the Ghost of Christmas Past, is a central and to me successful figure as the rich old Miss Victoria Woodworth in Fitzwilly, which I’ll cover elsewhere here on the blog.  Also appearing in Fitzwilly (uncredited in that film as Mr. Cotty) is Laurence Naismith, who here is the giddily dancing Mr. Fezziwig.  And Geoffrey Bayldon, who in Scrooge plays the astonished Pringle, the owner of the toy shop Scrooge visits on Christmas Day, later plays Jacob Marley himself on the final episode of the British television series Hallelujah! — an episode entitled “A Goose for Mrs. Scratchitt” that, as far as I can understand it, loosely adapts A Christmas Carol.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present: I do like that Scrooge sees ghosts abroad in London at the end of his Marley confrontation.  It’s much different in the book than it is here, of course, and to me that diminishes the success of its inclusion, but as I keep saying, I admire the ambition here of working more of that paranormal content into this adaptation.  And I am always enthusiastic when a Carol adaptation remembers to include Ebenezer’s sister coming to school to bring him home to a kinder Father; who, the ghost reminds us, is Fred’s mother.  I found a lot of the Christmas Past sequence in this version really flat (whether Evans was directed to be detached or whether the writing just wasn’t there for her, I don’t think her performance ultimately works), but the film’s calling attention to Scrooge’s painful upbringing, along with the feeling that there was joy to be had, and love too, in the family he’s distanced himself from, is an important elevation of a couple of lines in the novella that I find really significant.  Lastly, the confrontation we get between Scrooge and Isabel as she leaves him is really very close to the book, in terms of the dialogue itself — adaptations often don’t know how to wrap things up between the two of them, if they bother to do it at all, and I liked the commitment here to the original Dickens text.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent: There’s a fair amount missing in this version, in part because they wanted to develop the Cratchit family differently: as a result of that intention, Bob and Tim haven’t been to church prior to their coming home for Christmas Present, nor is there a Martha in the family, waiting to surprise her father.  As I noted, I do like the family dynamic we get, but there’s no denying they’ve gone well off the characters as Dickens presents them.  And the Yet to Come sequence is much altered, without the same scenes making him aware of a recent death — after all, if he knew more about the death, there’s no way he would sing along gaily and obliviously to “Thank You Very Much” — and the segment concludes with a totally original plummet to Hell along with some grisly conversation there.  Marley reappears at that point, to offer some pointed and stinging commentary back in Ebenezer’s direction.  As someone who’s seen plenty of Carol adaptations, I did find the novelty interesting, but I have to be honest: tonally, I just don’t think it works, and it muddies more than a little the arc that Scrooge is on by the film’s end.


Christmas Carol Vibes (8.5/10): Without question, this film does a lot to capture the spirit of the original for long sequences, and its commitment to creating a visual spectacle of Victorian London certainly succeeds at times, but there are enough unusual departures here that, as more or less “straight” adaptations of A Christmas Carol go, this one’s a bit further from the mark.  If you want the Carol experience, this will certainly deliver a lot of what you’re looking for, but I doubt it’ll be The Christmas Carol for almost any viewer: if that’s you, I’d love to hear from you in the comments.

Actual Quality (7.5/10): It’s really hard to answer this, but I think that fundamentally this is an adaptation of A Christmas Carol that gains little and loses more than it gains in monkeying with the underlying narrative.  And on top of that, I think this is a musical that, purely as a musical, just doesn’t drop enough great songs into your ears as you take it in.  A not-musical-enough musical that’s also a not-christmas-carol-enough Christmas Carol…but it’s good enough that I keep going back to it hoping it’ll deliver on either or both fronts?  I don’t know — that feels like a film that got about ¾ of the way up the mountain, to me, and that’s where I’ll mark it.

Scrooge?

As Ebenezer Scrooges go, I found this portrayal to be a very affected performance, which often feels like it’s playing up his frailty and his unwillingness to be affected by anything other than booze.  Finney’s charismatic, but either the writing or acting damage things a little here, and honestly, I wonder if it’s not simply the fact that they’ve cast a man in his 30s to play an elderly miser?  Under the circumstances, perhaps either a caricature of outrageous frailty or else a doddering drunkard were the only ways he felt really comfortable playing a role twice his age.  Certainly Finney is a good actor in general, and I think in the late 1990s (with a stronger script) might have been an excellent Scrooge, but this particular intersection of performer and material doesn’t really land the plane, for me.

Supporting Cast?

I’d call the performances across the rest of the cast very uneven, personally — as already noted, I think the Cratchits really work, anchored by some fine performances from Bob and Tiny Tim, in particular.  But, also as already noted, the Ghost of Christmas Past feels to me like she doesn’t want to be there.  And, maybe most astonishingly, Jacob Marley as performed by Alec Guinness is so incredibly bizarre, it’s hard to pay attention to the script.  Guinness uses these strange, inhuman gestures in a portrayal so outlandish and attention-grabbing, I was most reminded of John Cleese as the conjurer “Tim” in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  I’ll grant him this: he presents a Marley who would freak almost anybody out, but it ends up being distracting (and, with apologies to Sir Alec, if you’re casting for a role in a musical, you need an actor who can sing, and to my ears that is not true of Guinness).  It’s harder to judge Tom Jenkins and some of the other minor roles that don’t appear in other adaptations since they’re invented here, but I do think most of those go fairly well.

Recommended Frequency? For me, as I’ve noted, it’s a once in a while choice — this definitely isn’t in my top two or three Christmas Carols, and a person only has time for so many of them in any given December.  But there are undeniably good things about this version, and some undeniably singular elements in it: when I do revisit it, I can invest myself in enjoying these things, or at least appraising them thoughtfully enough that I think the movie was worth my time.  If you’ve not seen it in the last decade, you should give it a whirl sometime.

Scrooge (1935)

Review Essay

Welcome to the first of these A Christmas Carol adaptation reviews, which will appear on the blog each Sunday.  I’m sure any of us who love Christmas movies have a favorite Carol, and part of what inspired me to start this project in the first place was my own affection for a couple of particularly wonderful Christmas Carol adaptations.  As you’ll see below, the categories and scoring system will work somewhat differently than the regular reviews, which I hope you’ll enjoy as a little variation.  I’ll note, too, that this story is so universally well known, and the details I want to talk about stretch so fully through the film, that these Christmas Carol film reviews will be MUCH higher on spoilers.  To me, talking about Scrooge’s redemption arc is about as much of a “spoiler” as telling someone the Titanic is going to hit an iceberg and sink (apologies if that just ruined James Cameron’s film for you), but I wanted you to be forewarned about that approach.  Okay, on with the show.

For my first Christmas Carol on the blog, I just had to go with the oldest feature film version of the story that has sound (I’ll probably take on a silent film version someday, if this blog persists beyond this first quixotic holiday season).  There’s more than one version of the 1935 Scrooge, though, so to be clear, I watched the movie in its original full length version, in black and white: there’s a shorter, colorized version of this film that was created a few years later for American school children, and that’s the one you’ll more frequently see on streaming services.  Whichever one you watch (I’ve seen both versions), the surviving print of this film is in bad shape, with lots of cracks and pops, and a wobbly and sometimes fuzzy or murky image.  Someday we need a nice, clean version (which I know we now have the digital tools to create), but goodness knows when one will be produced — the free market has no shortage, after all, of Christmas Carol movies!

A poster for the 1935 film, Scrooge, the title of the film is written in large red letters. Just below it, Ebenezer Scrooge glares off to his left under long white eyebrows. Beneath Scrooge we see Fred and Clara, and beside and above him (and the title) is Bob Cratchit, carrying Tiny Tim on his back.

There’s a definite attempt at realism in this version of the story — the band playing in the street outside Scrooge & Marley is just as out of tune as one would have been in real life, I’m sure, and inside the office itself we see that Scrooge’s desk and work look very little different from Bob Cratchit’s, as might well have been the case for someone as dedicated to miserhood as Ebenezer was.  The portrayal of Scrooge by Seymour Hicks is much more infirm and physically shaky: he seems both closer to the grave and more frail (and less intimidating) than in a lot of other approaches I’ve seen.  But being less imposing doesn’t make him less malicious: to the contrary, this adaptation is a lot more personal in his jabs at Bob, asking him about his family before reminding him of how painful it would be to lose his salary.

We see a little more of a montage after the end of the workday than sometimes appears in a Carol — scenes evoking lots of Christmas energy and spirit, including the Lord Mayor’s Christmas toast to the Queen which I think I’ve never seen in another Carol.  Also this version does show us Scrooge eating dinner in a tavern (alone, and dining on a pretty meager feast), which further extends the passage of time before the supernatural invades the plot.  I’d say the integration of the supernatural here is, in fact, a bit shaky — Scrooge doesn’t react aloud to the Marley doorknob effect, so that any viewer unfamiliar with the story (there have to be a few of them left in the world, don’t there?) wouldn’t really know what’s up.  He’s silent, too, in searching the house, which nevertheless he does do on camera, and slowly — arguably suspense is building for the audience, but to me this dragged a bit.  A really fun choice, though, is made in depicting Marley as invisible — Scrooge can see him, but we can’t.  So we see Scrooge’s horrified response to a ghost we only hear, and we watch as the camera pans slowly as though following Marley around the room — it’s eerie, and probably a lot more effective at spooking us than whatever practical “ghost” effect they might have tried would be.

Less successful, to me, are the depiction of the three spirits: Christmas Past is neither diminutive nor someone who pulls him to the window, and Christmas Present is neither large nor quite jovial enough, for my taste.  (Yet to Come is harder to screw up, and this film’s shadowy depiction was fine, I thought.)  It was odd to see a Carol that doesn’t show any of Scrooge as a younger man, but Christmas Past jumps only to him as a middle-aged moneylender, foreclosing on some poor people and enraging his fiancee (Scrooge’s childhood isn’t in EVERY adaptation, but is there another one that, like this film, also skips Fezziwig’s party?).  Unfortunately, as I’ll observe at more length below, this takes away a little of the film’s power.  

The Christmas Present section is more successful, to me — the Cratchit family antics are joyful and ring true, and I think there’s something novel and plausible here about Bob’s comments to his wife about Tiny Tim (which suggest to me a man who’s just unnerved enough by some of his little son’s words that he worries about him). Let’s face it, Tiny Tim’s a soul so old that any parent might find him a challenge, which this adaptation leans into, making his “God bless us, every one” into less an exuberant cheer and more a wistful hope.  The adaptation does manage a nice if brief version of the montage through a lot of nameless folks keeping Christmas in their way, before installing us at Fred’s.  The scene just does carry off the explanation of why Fred doesn’t resent Scrooge, but I’m afraid it doesn’t linger long enough to convey the real fun of that gathering, to me.

The Yet to Come sequence, as I mentioned earlier, does a fine job with the shadowy Ghost, but much of the rest of it feels a little off to me.  The ragpicker scene is weirdly staged, seemingly due to the director’s conviction that it would be a lot more unsettling (and less dull) than I found it, and we get a glimpse of an unidentified dead body (Scrooge’s, surely) that doesn’t pay off.  The Cratchit family scene is as affecting as always, but the graveyard scene that follows is tonally very weird: the music sounds like an action sequence as opposed to a heartbreaking revelation, and Scrooge’s wrestling with the spirit feels both forced and aimless.  Also a bit rote is Scrooge’s joy at the finale, though it’s fun to see Hicks transform his Scrooge into someone with a bit more energy.  I’d wish for a Christmas Day a little lighter on “business” — there’s too much to-do with how exactly to order and deliver a turkey — and heavier on the emotional journey he’s made, but his connection with Fred and Clara gets there, in the end.  And I do love any Carol that leaves in a little of Scrooge having fun at Bob’s expense, so I was pleased to see it here, and Hicks does a fine job as the reformed Scrooge “playing” at being cantankerous.  Scrooge joining the Cratchits at church is, I think, another singular element in this adaptation, and it’s where it concludes.

I Know That Face: There’s not a lot of connections to be made here (that I can find), but I think it’s really remarkable that Seymour Hicks, who of course plays the title character here, had somehow also played Ebenezer Scrooge over two decades earlier, in the 1913 short film entitled Scrooge.  If I ever do watch a silent film version of A Christmas Carol, maybe that’s the one I should pick.

Spirit of Christmas Carol Present: This section, which celebrates the inclusion of elements from the novella that are often cut out, could be long for any traditional adaptation like this one, but I’ll just note a couple of highlights.  I always like Martha Cratchit hiding playfully from her dad, and I think this adaptation pulls off the fun in that scene (and all it implies about Cratchit family fun) really well.  And I think the montages were unusually and marvelously inclusive of the story’s smaller details — I’m thinking especially of the Lord Mayor (who, again, is in a single sentence early in the story) toasting Queen Victoria and then, much later, Christmas Present taking Scrooge to a Christmas celebration at a lighthouse (which comprises a slightly longer and lovely scene in the book). 

Spirit of Christmas Carol Absent: This section, which denounces foolish exclusions from the original written version of the story, could be equally long here.  I’ll just note in particular that the loss of both Scrooge’s boyhood and Fezziwig messes up the story pretty fiercely — Dickens does a fine job in just a couple of scenes to establish that Scrooge is a man profoundly affected by the trauma of his lonely upbringing (and probably a harsh, if not abusive, father), and that he nevertheless once had the capacity to at least enjoy Christmas generosity when it was doled out by someone as relentlessly merry as his master, Fezziwig.  The idea that within this withered old miser there’s both a child who can be healed and a reveler ready to dance a jig is hard enough to sustain WITH those two scenes, and it’s basically impossible to envision without having either one.


Christmas Carol Vibes (8.5/10): Any attempt at a “straight” adaptation is going to score pretty high, and I’ll admit, especially when I consider the practical limitations of both sound recording and visual effects in this mid-1930s, I think this really captures the vibe of the book well for big portions of its running time.  Sure, I am frustrated with choices in the Christmas Past section (and I think a couple choices in Yet to Come are just weird), but when I think of all the ways this story’s been scrambled and reconfigured and borrowed from, I think this is a solid entry in the long list of Christmas Carol adaptations.  That list’s long enough, though, that there’s plenty to be mentioned above this one in terms of connection with the story, too.

Actual Quality (7.5/10): I mean, I’m still trying to cut this film some slack for its era, but I can’t deny — the quality of the print exacerbates the problems with the film’s already murky and sometimes aimless visual language.  I’ll talk about the actors below, but I’ll just say that in general there’s good but not great work being done here; the screenplay has some strange omissions (and welcome additions, to be sure), and the direction is really mannered and sometimes much too stiff.  It hangs together as a film due to the power of this story, which is so good it’s almost impossible to make something bad out of it, but the seams show throughout.

Scrooge?

Every Carol adaptation depends a lot on its version of Scrooge, so what of this one?  Well, Seymour Hicks plays the bitter, warped old man better than the reformed saint, who feels more deranged than human — I fear that Hicks, who by this time had been playing the role on stage for more than thirty years, had just aged to the point that it was tough to have the full range the part really demands.  But it’s not a bad performance by any stretch, and you can see the seeds of later performers here without question: some of Hicks’s physical gestures and line readings are very clearly either being borrowed or being given an homage by later actors, and that’s praise of a meaningful kind.

Supporting Cast?

The movie is brief enough and lingers enough in weird moments that only a couple of actors in the cast really get the chance to leave an impression.  Robert Cochran’s Fred is pretty successful as a guy you can believe would honestly both invite his awful uncle to dinner and laugh about it when the old goat doesn’t turn up.  Donald Calthrop as Bob Cratchit is a little more limited, but there’s a sweetness and a piety to him here that works within this particular adaptation — he’s less timid than some other Cratchit performances, too, so he’s not an outlier in that sense.  I do think it’s a bit of a mark against the rest of the cast that they just don’t linger — I really ought to have strong feelings about either Christmas Past or Present, and to have something to say about Tiny Tim, or Mrs. Cratchit, or Marley, all of which are often really memorable turns in other films.  I do blame some of this on the screenplay, but only some of it.

Recommended Frequency?

The 1935 film Scrooge is absolutely worth a one time watch, especially if you love A Christmas Carol — it’s laying some groundwork that I do think you’ll see in a lot of later versions, especially with the character of Scrooge himself.  But it’s hard to find a good quality version of the film, and even at its full length it feels a bit choppy and hasty — I’d be very surprised if it was anyone’s favorite version of the story.  I am willing to think, though, that a couple of its scenes just might be the best versions of those particular moments from the story: if you’re a big enough fan of the tale, this one would be an important element in getting a “completionist” perspective on it.

Finding the original black and white version of this film streaming is a little challenging.  Tubi has the shorter, colorized version, as do both Pluto and Plex.  (If you don’t know those three free services, by the way, they’re a great source of more obscure and older films — yes, with ad breaks, but they’ve got to pay bills somehow, and you can spend the ad breaks re-reading my review in delighted awe.  Okay, or you can just use that time to go down rabbit holes in IMDB; that’s what I’d do, honestly.)  Even Amazon Prime has the shortened, colorized version.  The only place I found the black and white original cut of the film was on YouTube — for those of you who are fastidious about copyright protection, you can be comforted that, to the best of my knowledge, the movie has fallen into the public domain.  You can buy the black and white original on DVD, too, from Amazon, and my hope is that some libraries carry the DVD, but Worldcat is down right now, so I can’t post a link to give you more information about that (I’ll update this whenever I next get the chance).